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It seems ... rubbery? Like they are playing on the back of a giant dolphin
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It's really interesting to see ESPN's strengths and weaknesses so well contrasted between this and the puke finals coverage
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If there had been a LOB decal on that floor this never would have happened
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Too many words but "brought to you by DraftKings" is clearly the worst phrase
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Banished to St. Cloud
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im just saying. who cares if hitler plays a little too much marvel snap on the toilet and his legs go numb and he gets up and kinda has to walk around like anhgghg anghhhh. theres a lot of other things you can make fun of him and i dont see any reason to bring this up. i mean grow up
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One please!
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Did you ever get a definitive yes/no on that?
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Relatedly, what is going on with his(?) arm? I can't figure out its relationship to a shoulder attached to that torso
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Holy crap for real? I'm absolutely available and in the neighborhood
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And I think what makes it hard is the discourse around Rudy makes it seem like acknowledging this means you think Rudy sucks, which I don't, I think you can build a very good team around him that is going to cap out somewhere short of a championship unless you're basically perfect everywhere else
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Absolutely fried on defense all playoffs
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Gonna look back on this one with a lot of regret
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He can't play defense!
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He's been fully scouted, I'm afraid. Tissue paper all playoffs
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Time is a closed circle, after all
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FROST REPEAT - Liz Schepers gets the OT winner and the Frost win the Walter Cup in back to back years #PWHL
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Something about the Wolves - Glen's organizational (non)leadership??? - but we incubate a ton of bozos
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But the Knicks straight up ignore him for minutes at a time. I'd do side quests in that case too
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Guys, he made third team all NBA. I think it's a tad early to be dancing on his grave
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I'd be worried to repeat this tweet inserting "40"! Who knows how long this fuckery will continue
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Isn't he a UFA?
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Not trying to be a pain in the ass but I really feel like the fouls infect every aspect of our game. Just a bunch of headcases
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I feel like his whistle was ~20% worse tonight?
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Wolves in 6 til it ain't!
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I think NAW is shooting wide open threes off of Luka and Bron in LA next year
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Terrance Shannon and Jaylen Clark are gonna step into the rotation next year replacing whatever combo of Randle, Naz or NAW leave.
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It's tough though because I think NAW is the easiest to replace. I wonder if we let Naz walk; he's been tissue paper on defense this playoffs and I'm a little worried he's been scouted
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Yes, I will be tweeting this game 3 hours late