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Two words: five year (contract)

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Everything is so CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA??? all the time Chat am I aging?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I hate my foes so much

submitted 97 days ago • 21 comments

Math Man taking over

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

@patrickwyman.bsky.social whoa!!! I assume I'm probably the 10,000th person to send you this but, whoa!!!

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Natisha's face 😂

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

You gotta be shitting me, Tyrese

submitted 22 days ago • 26 comments

Game 5 Dallas last year, Game 5 this year... when the Wolves check out they go all the way.

submitted 31 days ago • 5 comments

Guys, I'm starting to think it ain't Wolves in 7

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

DDV I never said you were a total bozo who we should bench for Clark. Don't listen to the rumors

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

*DEEP sigh* Stephen A raises a good point, even though chucking bad shots won't help either

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Needing to save their teams' seasons this weekend down 2-0 in conference finals Anthony Edwards outscored the Thunder in the first quarter by himself Karl-Anthony Towns scored as many fourth quarter points as Indiana, while also having more rebounds, assists, and 3s than Pacers

submitted 33 days ago • 5 comments

Shaq: "Really, Threads? Really, Threads? All those college degrees from people that work at Threads, and that's what you come up with? Great job, Threads." Ernie Johnson: "We're starting our relationship with Threads tonight, and boy, what a good start, Shaq." 🏀🎙️😂

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

Jealousy, by Edvard Munch, 1913-15

submitted 33 days ago • 25 comments

BIG KAT 💪

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Last thought: Ant very clearly hates these guys now, which is strongly correlated with incredible performance

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Gobert is coming up higher against these snakes and is taking away the short jumper without fouling. Adjustments!

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

That was a very silly sequence. "But Max, " you say, "you're watching the game two hours late! However will we know what sequence you mean?" Not my problem

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I'm sure the vibes at the Mall of Oklahoma or whatever are impeccable

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Q: "Do you almost feel like you get kinda the Naz Reid treatment because people went nuts over you today" Terrence Shannon Jr: "Nobody gets the Naz Reid treatment"

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