miasmahospital.bsky.social
Health scare for all. Admission Prevention service with Terminal Discharge.
Think you might be dying, we can help.
Affiliated with all good undertakers.
If you were in any doubt this is a Parody health care provider!
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Can I recommend mental floss!?
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Generally not known. Granny would say maybe you were..."a little run down". It's us generally thought that chicken pox can only give you chicken pox and NOT shingles.
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Unfortunately it's out of order. We have a WW2 periscope currently in use.
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I'm sorry Satan's not available presently. Thank you for your correspondence, we will forward your message to her secretary.
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Worth trying if you want to look in pockets.
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Please take them to the phobia clinic.
The poor things will likely need to get over their fear of being sucked up.
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Good luck!!
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Actually this pisses me off on lots of level. Sure she murdered someone, but making her rapist look like a victim in a smiley photo, next to her mug shot is pushing it.
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Fairly sure if she went to the extent of killing him.... We can drop the "accused" .