mikeiskindafunny.bsky.social
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Go play some 8-ball, junior.
💨 🎱💨🤡
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“I thought JD and I had something special” 🥺😪
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An escape portal…?!??
STOP THE CAR‼️
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We already know the answer, Rump, but…
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Long live King Shade!!
🤴🇳🇴👏👏👏
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Lucky thing when a piano fell on me the soft pedal hit my head. Didn’t feel a thing
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And if there really is a God, his response to your prayers would surely be “OK THEN DO SOMETHING”
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“Sir, how do you feel about being here in the United States?”
“Hungry”
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*meow* I suppose you’re all wondering why I called this meeting… *meow*
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For that reason, some stereotypical maga chump takes it upon himself to take those books he believes have a lib’rul agenda and throws them in a dumpster. There’s just one problem… when he gets home, he sees all of those books sitting on his shelf 😯
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I disagree; it’s both/and. Rump is pure id. He doesn’t think; he reacts. He must’ve heard about Bruce Springsteen’s message to his Euro tour audiences and was immediately intimidated.
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Awww poor President Butthurt…
www.myinstants.com/en/instant/s...
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How to Read Gooder
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*meow*
Draw us a pentagram, please?
*meow*
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Donate to
@razomforukraine.org
@novaukraine.org ‼️🇺🇦✊
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“Work is ruff.”
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“It’s ok kids, there’s no fluoride in this water!” 🙄🙄🙄
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AIAB
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[voice on other end]:
I said ‘Go FALL out a window’!!
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Underrated reply
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“SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!”
[plays Thank You for Being a Friend, Golden Girls version]
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[Sunshine Band turns to leave]
You: “Please don’t go—Don’t go! I’m begging you to stay”
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Guy [whiny voice] “Aww, I wanna be a ghost like everyone else!” 🥺
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Like the old joke about the guy who’s basically selling dimes for a nickel each: “I’m losing money on every sale, but I think I’ll make up for it in volume!” 🤪
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“You blundered me again?!?
NO WA-A-A-A-A-AY!!” 🐴
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[a few hands later, Rump is wearing nothing but a loaded pair of Depends]
magats: “iTs okAY HeS plaYinG fIve diMenSIOnAl chEsS”
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*meow*
OMG I’m missing one!?!?
*meow*
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🎶 Kama Kama Kama Kama Kama Chameleonnnn… 🎶
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His brain worm obviously died of food poisoning, poor little fella
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“This is perhaps verbose, but—“
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This cartoon, except it’s Musk and he says “yay” at the end 🙄🙄🙄
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"Air" by Johann Sebastian Bach
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“Holy See”? More like “Holy D”
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So… tariff-free Wheatabix™
[slow clap] 🙄🙄🙄
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Fixed that sign in the background
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“…and over there will be the pirate-themed mini-golf course you asked for, Mr. Eric”
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@schumer.senate.gov seen here reading a sharply-worded speech in protest. Take THAT, Doge & Rump!
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“Two Piña-Chihuahuas and your garbage, please”
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She had to write the letter herself because “A1” wouldn’t write it for her.
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Underrated reply
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“Fred Flintstone will pay for this!!”