mikeweasel.bsky.social
“‘Weasel’ is a funny word. You can improve the humor value of almost any situation by injecting a weasel into it.” - Dave Barry
💙 Trump/Musk for Prison
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Setting himself up to be a martyr?
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Would you believe…?
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Trump is a luh-hoooo-sa-herrrr!
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We need a female version of that Austin Powers scene.
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It’s the Frogfather!
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He’s totally into it too.
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Kitty!
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A lot of Americans have forgotten that you have to stop first, look to make sure it is safe to proceed first, and *then* go. Especially in Florida, where turn signals are regarded as a sign of weakness.
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Two men. Now he’s got help.
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Dang I missed World Frog Day! Lovely illustrations though!
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Also maybe a law that’s says if someone is convicted of a crime, there actually has to be some kind of punishment like jail time or even a fine.
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Probably next on their list to ban from schools.
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I probably shouldn’t have gotten the chunky style. *passes out from trying to suck a potato chunk up a straw*
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Fuck that guy *eats a bowl of soup through a straw in public with legs crossed*
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Well… I am now 😁
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This is probably why his teen squad is looting America for him.
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Or their votes just weren’t counted
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So these images must be about two weeks apart, right?
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Whoever wrote that article was blowing Elon at the same time.
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I’m reading this in Gemma/Ms. Casey’s voice.
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Needs to get under $100
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Impressive teefs!
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I’m ded
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I named a dog Ozymandias because of line 11 when potty training.
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*sigh*
*starts spraying that Ghostbusters goop all over her so she can walk back to France*
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Has anyone tried saying “hmm I don’t like this game. I’ll go play another one.”?
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This is easy. If he says something, it’s not factual.
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Any other platform, that would get you a huge ban…
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I’m sure Donold will be ready to chuck some paper towels around.
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My mail in ballot wasn’t counted. Good thing I checked and went to vote in person which was counted. (Supposedly)
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Trump will probably take credit for stopping the first three.
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Has anyone looked around in the Arctic for a frozen Captain America? We have a Nazi problem and could use the help.
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And he didn’t even get a slap on the wrist. There is no justice.
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What are those odd symbols?
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For someone whom claims not to be a nazi, he sure talks a lot about Hitler.
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I for one welcome our ursine overlords
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Absolutely!
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I donated but am not holding my breath. Those districts are pretty red. I’ll cross my fingers anyway!
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Exactly! They were on a tour of the showroom.
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That’s fair.
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This might just be a job for the Ghostbusters!