If I ever put my life/limb into serious risk involved in hand-feeding this crocodile, I'd have the food on the end of a long stick and a deep-sea diving suit on, just to make sure.
Mr. Goose is accurate in his assessment, and is performing a top notch job disposing of that fast food.
Based on the evidence before us, Mr. Goose’s determination and readiness to handle these jobs seem more than sufficient. I recommend Mr. Goose for more future Fast Food Disposal jobs.
The alt texts are amazing. I don't need to use a screen reader but ever since the gold star dog I've been trying to remember to read them and I love them thank you.
I have a pitbull.
He likes food.
Any food.
Especially mine.
His aim isn't great.
He's impatient.
So far, I still have all my fingers.
Most food never touch the sides.
It just vanishes.
And the burps.
Oh god, the burps. 🤢
I think Mr Goose deserves a rating of 15/10, because let's be real, a dog who demolishes cheeseburgers with such gusto is basically perfection personified.
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Or else.
😂
I can live with one hand 😊
I have kids, y'know! I have to think of them!
And super hard worker🏆
🫶
Based on the evidence before us, Mr. Goose’s determination and readiness to handle these jobs seem more than sufficient. I recommend Mr. Goose for more future Fast Food Disposal jobs.
Probably should. I struggle.
He likes food.
Any food.
Especially mine.
His aim isn't great.
He's impatient.
So far, I still have all my fingers.
Most food never touch the sides.
It just vanishes.
And the burps.
Oh god, the burps. 🤢
Fella Fu’s Motto: Life Is Short. Eat Fast, Much and Merry 💙
(This pic is equally horrifying and hilarious)
Cheeburger
What a good boy!😂
sorry that you were let loose
burgers call a truce
#HaikuForMrGoose
14/10