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We still have our landline. When we had a hurricane years ago, no electricity or cell, but we could call my parents, who also still have their landline.
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My in law listens to Levin. Guess I’m going to hear some trash talk about French’s Mustard again. Sigh.
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You just need to turn the cottage into a bed and breakfast with cats.
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It’s just Sam Rockwell mining the cheese.
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What if you’re just walking to the store to buy some Skittles? Oh, wait…
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Who better to have your back than a mom? A mom will mess you up if you come for her kid (peacefully, of course).
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No wonder Cassandra burned the letters.
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We travelled in large groups, just in case we got lost and had to eat someone along the way.
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Let’s pretend it’s the Taco Bell versions. 💩💨
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One could argue Marco has also choked.
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So, we were dead, but now we’re in Hell?
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More likely the serpent.
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You wouldn’t know them.
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My gg grandmother was Hattie Lou. She took snuff and named one of her daughters Willie.
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Decided to get a nice veggie garden going this year,and, of course, it rains every day, and today the high was 50 degrees.
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Bubble Bass is not liking these questions.
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Because Anthony Weiner decided not to run?
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Both hobbies, cars and reenacting, are for more well off folks. Authentic uniforms, weaponry, and camp equipment are not cheap. Not to mention the travel, especially for Civil War reenactment.
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Ain’t gonna play Trump City.
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Was he looking for a friend for his brain worm?
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If Denzel Crocker was a real boy.
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More realistically, he’d be holding up his middle finger.
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Kid and Scott were on a sex tape together.
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I still have a lipstick with a Bradlees sticker on it. Who knows how many people have gotten the kiss of death?
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Just give them an orange and a hand carved clothespin doll and tell them to be happy about it.
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I’ll do it for free.
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Scrooge McTrump kill Christmas.
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How many box tops did he have to send in for that thing?
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Maybe if they can get it up and put it in a bag of rice it will be ok.
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Can it still catch on fire underwater?
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I didn’t sit through 12 years of CCD to listen to their nonsense. And, until you are yelled at by a nun, you have nothing to say to me.
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At least they didn’t put beans on it.
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Fake news.
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He saw a man in a dress (not even a suit) and freaked.
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Do they receive foreign aid from us? If so, maybe that needs to be addressed.
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Jesus is being recognized more and more.
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But, how is your golf game? Won any championships lately?
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Maybe it is an underachiever.