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Just to give you an idea on how unnecessary it is to "bring back American films", Top Gun: Maverick, a movie that is unapologetic US Navy propaganda, became the 11th highest-grossing movie of all time. The American film industry is doing just fine.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

[Connections spoilers] Proper nouns? In Broadway musical titles?! THAT ARE SPOKEN PHRASES?!?! AND IT'S BLUE?!?!?!?!

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

You hate Disney live action remakes cuz you hate women and minorities I hate Disney live action remakes cuz I hate shallow appeals to nostalgia and the framing of animation as a lesser medium, we are not the same

submitted 85 days ago • 101 comments

Chuck Schumer? Uh, I sure hope they do!

submitted 85 days ago • 6 comments

Any time this story comes up, people assume that ALL DVDs are doomed, but no. They're not gonna last forever, but apart from some mid-2000s WB movies and sets, optical media is pretty damn resilient. There are tons of LaserDiscs old enough to be your dad that still work.

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

You can just TELL THEM to turn the music off?!?!

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Oscars play a trailer for a movie not distributed by Disney challenge (Level: Impossible)

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Oscar records to beat tonight: The Turning Point and The Color Purple are tied for most nominations without a single win, at 11 nominees each. The fewest awards given to a film with 13 nominations goes to The Curious Case of Benjamin Button with 3 wins.

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

I've seen just about everything I'm gonna see before the Oscars tomorrow, so here's my vote. 🧵 Best Picture: Dune, Part Two Director: Coralie Fargeat (The Substance) Actor: Adrien Brody (The Brutalist) Actress: Fernanda Torres (I'm Still Here) Sup. Actor: Kieran Culkin (A Real Pain)

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

Guys, Seed of the Sacred Fig is so good. I'm officially giving it all the Oscar noms that went to Emilia Pérez.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot

submitted 114 days ago • 64 comments