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Writer. Doofus. Old man hooper. Pretty much anything you want to know is at http://mitchnobis.com. Posts are my own, obviously—that's why I said it & not my employer, parents, dog, or whoever. Also: WNS: @wns-at-ksf.bsky.social NAWP: @notatawp.bsky.social
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As long as they’re hiding their faces, badges and names we should stop calling them “federal agents.” Call them masked goons or unidentified thugs or whatever, unless and until they provide proper ID.

submitted 2 hours ago • 149 comments

"I only use AI to generate ideas." Why? You're carrying around the greatest idea-generator in the history of the world right between your ears. All you have to do is oxygenate it, feed it, and prime it. It's ready to adapt to whatever use you decide is important to you.

submitted 12 hours ago • 8 comments

Black person jaywalking: “throw them under the jail” White assassin: “I mean, surely we’ve all belonged to a religious cult that thinks leftists should die”

submitted 1 day ago • 81 comments

Okay, now that's some COMPANY company.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

If Mark Jackson was still with us, we would've had a lot of "Mama here comes that man" by now on JDub.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

More like TNay McConnell, right? Is...is that something?

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

And I assure you by not making them you're just passing up free money. The 20-year-old jock jams still dominate travel baseball playlists.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Big Game 5 tonight.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

[Listening to the new Matt Berninger album] Y'see, your first problem was flying to Indiana...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This is THE Father's Day collection! Grab a copy, buy your dad a copy. Mitch is the real deal and this collection is 🔥🔥

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

A set of author's copies arrived yesterday while we were at baseball! If functional society ends in the next 10 days, I'll still have had a poetry collection in the world! Take that, fascists!

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Guy kitty corner across the street: weed whacking Guy directly across the street: up in a ladder trimming tree branches Me: loading car for kid's baseball tournament day 2. Suburban dads are in effect.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

it’s absolutely wild to me how many people still don’t know that the origins of the police are the slave patrol

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

The Sacramento Kings are allowed, but we're keeping a close eye on you…

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

I'll be at youth baseball all day. It's a team sport. No one person can win it or lose it. They have to work together. Sure, there are positions the kids play based on strengths & weaknesses to help them win, but you know what there aren't? There are NO KINGS. We're in this together. A team.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Can you even imagine being one of the soulless automatons who wasn't looking forward to or is enjoying these Finals? Good lord.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment