monsignorerasmus.bsky.social
Ghost chaser, medium, douser, exorcist, apothecary, tour guide to the netherworld, catch phrase
"plop plop fizz fizz MUTHAFUCKA! "
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Who dis.
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That's the official slogan of the lions led by donkeys podcast
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This is the face of Eternal constipated
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Ozempic addicted Imbeciles, I started laughing and riffing on this instantly. solid joke.
Happy fucking warriors!
for God's sake it's not that hard people
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Many have spoken of this in council.
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Please say your in Tampa and not California
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A freeze dried fuck finger he is
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Not all, I'm a genX and a minority, boomer shit is the kind of thing that doesn't fly in minority communities the people that do are pariah.
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We didn't cook with lead, it's an ethnic thing.
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I bet he held that nazi salute for an hour after he clicked send...
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But think of all the nickles you can stuff under there.
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"I remember it like it was yesterday"...
(From volume VI of "shit I did last week.")
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That party is out of bounds, everybody got laid after that.
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You could still have an audience
with him after his execution... well, part of him anyway.
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Director's commentary bumping out the back 20" speakers of your Honda civic, them days tho'
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It turns out the protagonist had an unattended ear wax build up.
For the want of a Q-tip, the perfect murder was foils
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My god you can practically see the Lee press on nail marks Elon used on trumps cheek...
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Shit yeah that's funny!
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Grapenuts...
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Tax the churches.
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In the right facility his life will be hell
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He looks sad, is he sad you think?
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Any song with dance moves can be incorporated into your repertoire for a potential more enjoyable evening.
Im fact, The cha cha slide is practically the Karma sutra
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I currently cannot unhear him singing him singing "things that make you go hmmm." In my brain because of you.
The shelves in my mind palace are precariously balanced.
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Pretty bad ass
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Please account for my generational stupidity.
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I would willingly embrace madness is I had regular dealings with Steven Miller and Cash Patel and my groupies we're Marjorie Taylor Green and Laura Loomer
Also, the pumpkin face is back, sup man with pipe in face, good to know you're about.👋😆
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Did you use a razor
Did you do it on computer?
Did you anti alias the crop tool on computer?
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I've been gone for a few years and one of the few things I miss is the shit you post.
You derilict!
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Trump took sides with the bully and its primary school in Johannesburg all over again, Elon's mad at his "cool step-dad.
(I don't knowif he's from Johannesburg nor do I give a shit, I'm not in the habit of enquiring the ancestral lineage of a tapeworm.)
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Translation: a petty bitch like his dad
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A perfect world would be run by baby goats
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That's a goodin😆
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I postulate that there is an equal shortage of druids in our public schools. I daresay even more so
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It's like growing up as a normal kid in Van Nuys California, and moving to Nebraska your freshman year and everbody calling you "Hollywood. "
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It's a gas.
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That's pretty dang funny. 😆
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Well said.😀
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I had hope a few years back, when they were proposing phone batteries that recharge by peeing on them.
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One of his best.
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I'm thinking of making one for myself, but of me being a repulsive Trump support and a unpleasant neighbor.
I like being left alone.
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Rule #1. we close at 7:00pm