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Currently writing SEXY FANTASY romance! Chaotic Good Bard. Bestselling kissing books as Kit Rocha. Rep'd by Sarah Younger at NYLA & loves giant pretzels. Hiding in the Alabama woods. Not asking for tech advice, ever. #TeamADHD kitrocha.com
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Yes! Or more flour if you have the opposite problem. (a few people I talk to have!) I happen to be lucky and hers is right in the sweet spot for me
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Yes! I actually like to make the recipe and split it in half to do half sweet and half savory bsky.app/profile/most...
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YAAAAY! I honestly love it so much!
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I still know the call and response stuff from school. 😂 Even tho I never participated! I used to read the programs out of sheer boredom since I got in trouble if they caught me with a book
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That is AMAZING. When I was going to school in Austria, this was where we had mass. (since the school was in the building. Lol) You gotta admit, it isn't subtle. 😂
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Me, the first time: oh shit YOU'RE GONNA EAT A DUDE ?? AFTER THAT DUDE MAKES MAGICAL BLOOD???
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Hey when the incense starts swinging and the Latin chants start, it's very exciting if you're a little goth girl raised by atheists. 😂
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I'd go to a Latin mass!!
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WOOOHOOO
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That is INTERESTING, tho it could be thst dollar store supremecy is regional. There is no place to rural for the DG down here I swear
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GET OUT BEFORE THE CHAIRS START FLYING
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He did say he left in a hurry because it was getting kind of "the kind of customers who would try it at a Waffle House" in there
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YES WE HAVE TRIUMPHED OVER LIVING IN THE WOODS
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Probably not a phrase often uttered. 😂
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HE JUST LEFT THE BESSEMER WALMART! HE WON!
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9) Drizzle dough with butter or olive oil, add toppings, and dimple. 10) Bake for 18-25 minutes. 11) After 3 minutes in the pan, move to a wire rack and allow it to cool.
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6) Prepare a 9x13 tray or cookie sheet with parchment paper & plenty of olive oil. Tilt dough into it and fold in thirds before flipping over seam side down. 7) Cover and proof for 60-90 minutes again. 8) Preheat oven to 430F and put rack on the bottom.
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4) With a wet or oiled hand, stretch and fold until dough starts to firm up. Cover and let rest for 15 minutes. 5) Do a final set of stretch & folds. Roll dough into a ball and let rise for 60-90 minutes, until doubled in size.
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1) In large bowl, mix 420ml water, 5g honey, and 6g yeast. Let proof for 5 minutes. 2) Add 15ml olive oil. Stir. 3) Add 500g bread flour & 10g sea salt. Mix with the dough whisk until fully combined. Cover & let rest for 15 minutes.
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she doesn't seem to have a website but I will copy/paste the version I typed up out here! It's a little bit in shorthand but if anything is unclear let me know! Ingredients • 420 ml warm water • 6g instant yeast • 5g honey or sugar • 60 ml olive oil • 500g bread flour • 10g fine sea salt
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Let me see if I can find one!
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idk tho if the Pope can make JD Vance cry on camera, I'll give my catholic high school $5
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I have 4 different Dollar Generals within 5 miles. LOL that's how you know you live rural. you have a Good Dollar General, a sketchy Dollar General, a mid Dollar General, and no grocery store.
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the text I got told me to call Shipt so I'm guessing that is what it was. LOL and yeah we're like 40 miles round trip. I don't blame them! I was looking at that $9.99 fee going "even if they got all of it who would even bother"
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yeah, I was figuring it was something like that. It seemed too good to be true! I can't even get a pizza out here. I will know better next time, I've just never even been offered it before. 🤣
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yes I never would have assumed if they hadn't been so confident! I can't even order a pizza out here! LOL
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Mr. Bree loves me so he's racing against the clock to get the ~20 miles to Walmart before it closes. He's good people. 💓
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yeah they gave me all those options too. and then were like "lol j/k I guess"
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which apparently I can't do, either. LOL
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this was "pay a person a lot of money to drive it to your house" delivery
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well it seemed to good to be true. lol they texted me at 9:30 pm like "we can't bring it until tomorrow" which defeats the purpose of me needing it tonight and it's so late I didn't get a chance to ask Mr. Bree to go out and buy one I should know better than to think I live in the future 🤣
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I listened on audio and she's on the attack. you know she saw the first Snow fan edit on tiktok and was like
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He sent me one about Sunrise on the Reaping about "Suzanne Collins about to unleash on the Snow fangirls with a rage not seen since Frank Herbert" and I mean, THE PARALLELS ARE NOT WRONG
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I corrupted Donna's son into a Dune fan and sometimes he sends me memes bsky.app/profile/most...
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yes it makes 100% sense that white men still think Paul is a hero 😂
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I NEED SOMETHING CHUCK BUT IT SURE AIN'T ANSWERS BECAUSE I GOT ALL OF THOSE I NEED
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my most controversial opinion that I occasionally dropped on twitter just to make the fanboys howl is that we have to stop letting men adapt Dune b/c they don't understand that it's just a story about how literally every woman in Paul's life has to clean up his messes. 🤣 HE DID ALIA SO DIRTY
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>:( justice for murder baby
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it's gone again. LOL I love y'all! I'll restock again tomorrow!
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I am hoping that Ranked Choice works magic for y'all! It really seems like a *lot* of candidates are joining arms to say "just don't rank him" so...
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I do! I have a site I've been building out where I do bulk orders, but I'm working on a page for just custom things too! If you want to fill out the form if you have a request, I'll contact you! merchfairy.kitrocha.com
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THEY REALLY FORGOT FAST!!!!