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I write about film. I make jokes. I gripe about injustice. I veer between Taylor Swift and death metal because I'm unpredictable in a special way. Any typos you can blame on bad eyes.
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J.D. Vance trying not to upset either of his daddies, because he thinks he can get a Switch 2 out of one of them.

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I always knew they'd eat one another and they'd start doing it in record time. Wasn't prepared for the pure bitchy rom-com of it all. Which one is Reese Witherspoon?

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"Only God can judge me," I say after taking a swig of bleu cheese from the bottle.

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Our siblings in the LGBTQ+ community, especially our trans and nonbinary friends, are in more danger from hateful demagogues and their ignorant footsoldiers than ever. They need and deserve support in any and every way. Be loud! #Pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Marcel Ophuls has passed away. Made an incredible, comprehensive documentary called THE SORROW AND THE PITY about what happens when one of the world's greatest powers fearfully tries to placate fascists and some who refused to. Seems pertinent to our current situation. #RIP #FilmSky

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I said what I said. And yes, this includes Hook. #FilmSky

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I mean, if I was a state constantly stirring up trouble about drug smugglers and sex traffickers coming in from the scaaary border, banning porn and pot seems like the way to make everyone safer, right? 🙄 #magasucks

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Christopher Lee played so many iconic roles: Dracula, Frankenstein's monster, Lord Summerisle, Saruman, just too many to name here. But in retrospect, I think my favorite role from Lee was when he for real killed a ton of Nazis. #FilmSky

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Me watching DIE HARD at 13: Oooh, Alexander Goudunov is in this! So yeah, I was always a different breed of nerd. #FilmSky

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Whenever I hear of a film critic who walks out during a screening, I think they should be fired on the spot. I don't care how bad the movie is, I don't care how great your pedigree is. It's unprofessional, privileged and anyone who pulls it deserves to be taken down a peg or two.

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Aint nothin in the rulebooj that says a dog can't control a major fossil fuel. #FilmSky

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RIP Joe Don Baker, who was an excellent actor! For real. He may not have been happy with MST3K but that’s fine, he had every right to not love puppets making jokes about him. Whomst among us can blame him? Anyway his great career speaks for itself. Rest well JDB.

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Naked News had the simple concept of, "The news is too depressing? What if they got their sweater puppies out?" And that's been enough to keep it going for 26 years and counting. Not sure if "inspirational" is the correct term, but anyway wow.

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And now, for your reading pleasure, a seasonal haiku - Horrible summer Makes my balls sweat profusefly And also, ACHOO!

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Think Creature From the Black Lagoon on Viagra. Add blood, boobs and Doug McClure. Bingo. A splendidly tasteless riot of randy creature carnage. 1980. #horrorcommunity #horrorfamily #horrormovie #horrorfilm #horrorfan #classichorror #horroraddict #filmsky #horrorsky #mutantfam #horrorfam #monsterfam

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You know if they updated FORREST GUMP, that asshole would've been at the Capitol on January 6th. "Well gosh, everyone was moving, so I just moved with them. Sometimes that's the thing to do." AWW, PUT IT ON A MUG! I hate that damn movie. #FilmSky #MAGASucks

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Tonight's entertainment. Where's the director's cut? #FilmSky

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Anna Karina meets the world's hippest donkey

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I'm just gonna say it. Golf sucks. Ruins the land, spoils a walk. And think of everyone you refer to as "that asshole" and realize how many are golfers or golf-adjacent. Golfers won't like this because, well, sucks to suck.

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On the bright side, it had been so long since I received a Facebook ban, I was starting to think they forgot about me. Nope, and that Donald Duck meme was apparently taking things too far.

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I'll bet metalheads are the best at figuring out captchas. If you can read Sanguisugabogg's logo, you aren't going to have a problem with anything Google throws at you.

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War is Menstrual Envy (1992) Shot on video postapocalyptic provocation from one of the key figures of the Cinema of Transgression. So ugly it's often beautiful. Written, starring, and directed by Nick Zedd Also starring Annie Sprinkle and Kembra Pfahler

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Funny thing, that.

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#GQuuuuuux machu kicked that cop right in the balls rt to kick a cop in the balls

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Took an edible a while ago. Probably won't do shit. But how would I know? I'm just a liquid.

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My favorite Pink Floyd song is probably "Learning to Fly," and I'm happy about all the people that'll piss off.

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"Face/Off" is "Action Movie Freaky Friday." We all know it, we just don't care.

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Thinking of people as "illegal" is a time-honored way of stripping the accused of humanity and the accusers of guilt.

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Ghanian poster for THE GODFATHER (1972), directed/co-written by Francis Ford Coppola and starring Al Pacino - BOTD in 1940

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Farewell to Jason's greatest adversary. Lar Park Lincoln, RIP

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I've lived long enough to see the classic rock station fold and relaunch with the music of my teen years, because now that is classic rock. My everything hurts.

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Welp, my computer is busted. Won't even start. S'okay, I only rely on it for everything. 😡😢

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Katy Perry started in Christian Contemporary music, which really tells you all you need to know.

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Turns out I love the MORTAL KOMBAT movie just as much as I did back in 1995. To be clear, I hated the MORTAL KOMBAT movie back in 1995.

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As Katy Perry receives some overdue backlash, I am reminded of Taylor's words. But also, I get it. So, I made this. #Swifties #TaylorSwift #thisiswhywecanthavenicethings

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Happy Easter 420. He is resin.

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