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I write about film. I make jokes. I gripe about injustice. I veer between Taylor Swift and death metal because I'm unpredictable in a special way. Any typos you can blame on bad eyes.
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Can't stress this enough. We've seen it happen.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

if white Americans didn’t want Mexicans in California maybe they should not have conquered California from Mexico and then spent 150 years building up an economy entirely dependent on the flow of people and goods across the border just a thought

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Make no mistake. America in 2025 is Germany in the 1930's. We all can't do everything. But each of us can do something.

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J.D. Vance trying not to upset either of his daddies, because he thinks he can get a Switch 2 out of one of them.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I always knew they'd eat one another and they'd start doing it in record time. Wasn't prepared for the pure bitchy rom-com of it all. Which one is Reese Witherspoon?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

"Only God can judge me," I say after taking a swig of bleu cheese from the bottle.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Our siblings in the LGBTQ+ community, especially our trans and nonbinary friends, are in more danger from hateful demagogues and their ignorant footsoldiers than ever. They need and deserve support in any and every way. Be loud! #Pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Marcel Ophuls has passed away. Made an incredible, comprehensive documentary called THE SORROW AND THE PITY about what happens when one of the world's greatest powers fearfully tries to placate fascists and some who refused to. Seems pertinent to our current situation. #RIP #FilmSky

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I said what I said. And yes, this includes Hook. #FilmSky

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I mean, if I was a state constantly stirring up trouble about drug smugglers and sex traffickers coming in from the scaaary border, banning porn and pot seems like the way to make everyone safer, right? 🙄 #magasucks

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Christopher Lee played so many iconic roles: Dracula, Frankenstein's monster, Lord Summerisle, Saruman, just too many to name here. But in retrospect, I think my favorite role from Lee was when he for real killed a ton of Nazis. #FilmSky

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Me watching DIE HARD at 13: Oooh, Alexander Goudunov is in this! So yeah, I was always a different breed of nerd. #FilmSky

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Whenever I hear of a film critic who walks out during a screening, I think they should be fired on the spot. I don't care how bad the movie is, I don't care how great your pedigree is. It's unprofessional, privileged and anyone who pulls it deserves to be taken down a peg or two.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Aint nothin in the rulebooj that says a dog can't control a major fossil fuel. #FilmSky

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

RIP Joe Don Baker, who was an excellent actor! For real. He may not have been happy with MST3K but that’s fine, he had every right to not love puppets making jokes about him. Whomst among us can blame him? Anyway his great career speaks for itself. Rest well JDB.

submitted 26 days ago • 121 comments

Naked News had the simple concept of, "The news is too depressing? What if they got their sweater puppies out?" And that's been enough to keep it going for 26 years and counting. Not sure if "inspirational" is the correct term, but anyway wow.

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And now, for your reading pleasure, a seasonal haiku - Horrible summer Makes my balls sweat profusefly And also, ACHOO!

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Think Creature From the Black Lagoon on Viagra. Add blood, boobs and Doug McClure. Bingo. A splendidly tasteless riot of randy creature carnage. 1980. #horrorcommunity #horrorfamily #horrormovie #horrorfilm #horrorfan #classichorror #horroraddict #filmsky #horrorsky #mutantfam #horrorfam #monsterfam

submitted 28 days ago • 11 comments

You know if they updated FORREST GUMP, that asshole would've been at the Capitol on January 6th. "Well gosh, everyone was moving, so I just moved with them. Sometimes that's the thing to do." AWW, PUT IT ON A MUG! I hate that damn movie. #FilmSky #MAGASucks

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Tonight's entertainment. Where's the director's cut? #FilmSky

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Anna Karina meets the world's hippest donkey

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

I'm just gonna say it. Golf sucks. Ruins the land, spoils a walk. And think of everyone you refer to as "that asshole" and realize how many are golfers or golf-adjacent. Golfers won't like this because, well, sucks to suck.

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submitted 33 days ago • 651 comments

On the bright side, it had been so long since I received a Facebook ban, I was starting to think they forgot about me. Nope, and that Donald Duck meme was apparently taking things too far.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I'll bet metalheads are the best at figuring out captchas. If you can read Sanguisugabogg's logo, you aren't going to have a problem with anything Google throws at you.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

War is Menstrual Envy (1992) Shot on video postapocalyptic provocation from one of the key figures of the Cinema of Transgression. So ugly it's often beautiful. Written, starring, and directed by Nick Zedd Also starring Annie Sprinkle and Kembra Pfahler

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Funny thing, that.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

#GQuuuuuux machu kicked that cop right in the balls rt to kick a cop in the balls

submitted 35 days ago • 41 comments

Took an edible a while ago. Probably won't do shit. But how would I know? I'm just a liquid.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite Pink Floyd song is probably "Learning to Fly," and I'm happy about all the people that'll piss off.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

"Face/Off" is "Action Movie Freaky Friday." We all know it, we just don't care.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking of people as "illegal" is a time-honored way of stripping the accused of humanity and the accusers of guilt.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Ghanian poster for THE GODFATHER (1972), directed/co-written by Francis Ford Coppola and starring Al Pacino - BOTD in 1940

submitted 46 days ago • 10 comments

Farewell to Jason's greatest adversary. Lar Park Lincoln, RIP

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

I've lived long enough to see the classic rock station fold and relaunch with the music of my teen years, because now that is classic rock. My everything hurts.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Welp, my computer is busted. Won't even start. S'okay, I only rely on it for everything. 😡😢

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Katy Perry started in Christian Contemporary music, which really tells you all you need to know.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Turns out I love the MORTAL KOMBAT movie just as much as I did back in 1995. To be clear, I hated the MORTAL KOMBAT movie back in 1995.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments