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Gotta be an investigation into why all the fascists stand like that.

*Jake Tapper’s dipshit son watching Uvalde cops stand around listening to kids getting slaughtered* I wanna do that when I grow up!

this website is packed with people who feign horror when Elon Musk saying empathy is weakness then spend their day crusading against Palestinians asking for help

The guy who made Dilbert is a conservative social media icon and is beefing with Dr Mantis Toboggan, a quack he hired to be his "health coach"

Alert Nancy Mace, the bathrooms at Thirsty Moose Taphouse have GONE WOKE!!!

One of the best to ever do it

JD Vance’s Irish ancestry claim hits a genealogical dead end DUP-commissioned report fails to find a link between JD Vance — a self-declared Scots-Irish — and Ireland.

Lmao so he's a convert Scots-Irish in addition to being a convert catholic

i talk too much shit for someone who keeps getting Ghost Dad and Ghost Dog mixed up

hi yes and who pays for the army budget just wondering

Obama in '08

Multiple Palestinian-Americans were murdered in cold blood by Zionists in the wake of 10/7 with no justification other than hideous racism and you never heard the corporate press say anything about how that reflected on Zionism or Israel

it costs way less money to take care of the public than it does perpetuating war and violence around the globe. public services are cheaper than bombs.

The camera thought that tree was a child

all young men should work at MACY'S for at least 6 years instead of sitting around making prank phone calls while prematurely ejaculating

Olivia Nuzzi whenever someone runs the garbage disposal: I should call him

Congress is currently attempting to pass a bill that will ban transgender healthcare for minors and adults under Medicaid and ACA. It passed in the House, and is going to the Senate. Please tell your Senators to vote NO on HR1, to help transgender people like myself continue to access healthcare

prime minister of spain: we had a great meeting in the oval office today and look forward to continuing talks donald trump [waving around a printed out tweet from @DaFreedomEagke1488]: you need to do something about bigfoot targeting white people

any reporter that wrote one of those “trump considers raising taxes on the rich” articles a few weeks ago should never be allowed to have a job in the industry again

if the democratic party wasn’t a gerontocracy this would have failed. gerry connelly staying in office til he died allowed this to pass. this is echoes of RBG not retiring. when will democrats fucking learn

Update: Despite widespread reports of Musk “stepping back” from politics, he is still standing near enough by that the President runs US foreign policy in the insane way Musk wants it run and waves at him while doing so.

The Democratic Party had a choice between Israel and beating Trump and it chose Israel. It ultimately is that simple

i think it should be a bigger story that the president held a meeting with a foreign head of state where he ranted about the most gutter white supremacist propaganda you can find on the internet

Federal judge dresses down Alina Habba: "Your role is not to secure convictions at all costs, nor to satisfy public clamor, nor to advance political agendas. Your allegiance is to the impartial application of the law, to the pursuit of truth and to the upholding of due process for all."

sorry honey i can’t join you in bed yet my favorite gamergate youtuber uploaded part 38 in his series about harassing trans people

She junji on my ito until I uzumaki.

Rep. Dick Centrist (D) has died at 120. He leaves behind an impeccable record of voting for every war since Korea. He will be replaced by Patty Hitler (R,) a genetic clone of Adolph Hitler.

trump, the president of a country that incarcerates and summarily executes black people in alarming numbers, hauling the south african president in to the white house to demand an explanation for a handful of printed out anecdotes about black crime in south africa

Welcome to the first Democratic presidential primary debate of 2028. We start with a report from CNN’s staff radiologist and oncologist on the candidates’ health

The “Joe Rogan of the left” already exists, it’s Hasan, and the way the Democratic Party has reacted to him tells you all you need to know about the probable success of the “find a left wing Joe Rogan donors can stomach” project

The "We need a Joe Rogan of the left thing" is bizarre because there is already a Joe Rogan of the left, he goes by HBomberGuy and the fact that his channel doesn't check their boxes is why the people demanding a Joe Rogan of the left in fact do not actually want a Joe Rogan of the left

he might just be the perfect candidate for the house oversight committee leadership