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murderwizard.bsky.social
writer/musician: adult swim, homestar runner, aflac duck (no, really) philly guy. horror buff. go birds. go jason voorhees
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[whispers] dumbest opening ever, so stupid
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the paintball scene alone
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omg yes on the VI ranking, i’ve felt so alone. tommy jarvis = idiot, and not a fun one
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e tu, spirit halloween?
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in my experience: philly folk: seem unfriendly, but would jump your car in a blizzard southerners: seem friendly, but would delight in watching you get clocked in the head with a brick
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well well well
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john hodgman IS ben franklin
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welcome switch
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I loved this so much that I added visual
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god-tier own
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(i see you, already cursing me and ready to dunk on me if the phillies win)
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aaron repulsed by the vile cheddar goblin and his artificial cheese
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have we run out of takes
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dude looks like a voltron of hannitys
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feel like ANDOR cribbed a lot of these looks
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jail