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writer/musician: adult swim, homestar runner, aflac duck (no, really) philly guy. horror buff. go birds. go jason voorhees
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Honestly I still can’t stop laughing 😂😅🤣

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happy fathers day

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Thank you to my son and his day care for this terrifying Father’s Day gift.

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TRUST THE PROTESTS

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held a door open for brian eno

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soon motherfucker, soon

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if you exit the phillies game now it’s ok, you don't have to watch what’s about to happen, self-care, etc.

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heartwarming video of man who just received cochlear implant hearing the video of the lady who fell and hurt herself stomping grapes on the news for the first time

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you wont believe your eyes—The Masturbating Roach . People come from far and wide to see him "Do his thing" . Sponsored by Topgolf

submitted 9 days ago • 31 comments

Official 📝

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incredible Divorced Guy energy, a supernova

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Jeff Epstein:

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AOC: The girls are fighting aren’t they

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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

submitted 11 days ago • 533 comments

guys i’m trying to get work done

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romano debuts new “eunich” pitch

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this seals it: saquon is maga.

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Congratulations to Taylor Swift,,, may you have peace and happiness and continue to gain more of that. This community is so happy for you,!!! ::: KING SWIFTIE

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what i feel learning that elon has fucked up his plumbing

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groimes, oive fecked ep moi bleddeh

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Jordan Romano: Bob Ross lookin motherfucker (derogatory)

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Greg Luzinski LF-DH Debut: 1970 - Retired: 1984 CHW - PHI

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Andor nails it — Many of Nazism's earliest supporters ended up in the camps. The man who wrote 'First They Came For' was an anti-communist Minister who cheered the incarceration of socialists. The poem is a warning about the dangers of supporting authoritarianism that you think works for you.

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213 Killed In How Do You Pronounce That?

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oh I’m sorry your city doesn’t have CULTURE

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Post a character who looks good wet 💧

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we’re still sore too

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tempted to watch this

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Another incredible lynch edit has dropped

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