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nepettable.bsky.social
they/them - 28 - leftist - queer - currently writing a book - jack of all hyperfixations
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24 was so fucking confused, which in hindsight, my guy, this is Dean Venture, you've watched this kid die three different ways to Sunday.

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My bed

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"MY FRIEND KRIS SAID YOU'RE A LITTLE PUNK ASS AND SHE WAS RIGHT"

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I think I have a clip for what happened to Collision tonight.

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The crazy part is the people that think "Oh, I can just talk about random shit and it'll drive them crazy!" NO! Don't be a dumbass. Say as little as possible and don't get cute with it. If you try to get cute with it, you're gonna get fucked over. Say very little, lawyer up, move on. Simple as that

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Literally a picture of @filmwitch.bsky.social

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The pivot to blaming companies for the obvious consequence of your tariffs has begun

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They don't wanna talk about golden 747s and a 30% price increase at Walmart so they talk about Joe Biden's age

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This is honestly probably my favorite Simpsons bit

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FFT Onion Knight inspired sketch:

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Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden? New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.

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4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday

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so to be clear about what happened here, the Trump White House released audio meant to make Joe Biden look bad to Axios hours after the US's credit rating was downgraded. Trump wanted a distraction and the usual suspects in the press are happy to oblige.

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#catcrumb

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stand back im going cbat mode

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ICE pretended to arrest a 21 yo in order to force her to call her undocumented mother to come leave the house (where she was safe from ICE arrest) to care for her baby. When the mother came, she was abducted and the daughter was suddenly of no interest to ICE. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

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I'm just a fucking joke machine for my employee to tell to faer friends, I fucking hate it here, I cry angrily into a Charley's Ultimate Fry

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Manga Herbert West is now my boyfriend.

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at this point i don't know if i need a bong rip, getting my brains fucked out, a lobotomy, a sex change, a sushi dinner, a lobotomy by getting my brains fucked out, a sex change sushi dinner, ten bong rips, or getting my brains fucked out after a nice dinner

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Real Scrungeon vibes here

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Reskeet if you have more followers than Tommy Tallarico

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yes…

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Anytime we can praise Hanger

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it's been a while since i've posted arcane, but here's my tribute piece for the Art of Arcane exhibit by Gallery Nucleus! this piece was a little wish fulfillment because i wanted to see these guys together ☀️ If you're able to attend, the show runs from May 10-25!

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AEW should put Nyla Rose back on TV.

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GOOD NEWS! Moderna’s combination COVID/influenza vaccine candidate mRNA-1083 has OUTPERFORMED the current standalone vaccines for BOTH viruses in a large (8000+) Phase III trial. A combination vaccine would make it easier for people to get vaccinated against COVID and influenza at the same time. 🧪🧵⬇️

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...good job. Good fucking job allowing a "survival of the fittest" ass eugenicist into power. Fucking hell.

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HAPPENING NOW: Pikachu leads protesters through the streets of NYC as they chant “Abolish ICE!” following the arrest of Newark Mayor Ras Baraka yesterday (Video: @scootercaster.com)

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Four albums. No skips. "Decide" by Djo. "The Crux" by Djo. "Red Eyes" by Carter Vail. "Minutes To Midnight" by Linkin Park.

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Tony Khan, hear me out, just sign a blank check, slide it over to Willow with a pen, and when she passes it back with a number, add another zero to the end and thank her for her work, because all the money in the world will never be enough to pay Willow Nightingale what she is worth 🤼‍♂️

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

#aewdynamite #wrestlesky 🤼‍♂️

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I adore this description of Stokely <3

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I like how, even in bot made plots, Wheeler Yuta is still stabbing backs

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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Let's get one thing clear: I stand with the Trans community. Bigots cannot erase the existence of Trans folks with an executive order any more than they can change the color of the sky or stop the sun from rising. We all need to stand up and speak out - and fast!

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just so we’re all clear: the reason they keep using dolls as their example is because they’re trying to frame caring about material stuff as feminine and thus inherently shameful

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Scissorman stuns in new outfit at the Met Gala 2025

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