newportchefcoat.bsky.social
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UNBELIEVABLY angry about having to take muscle relaxers and antibiotics but thankfully he's doing good, swelling gone down and only a small bruise from his mini surgery
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Still waiting to know HOW
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Darth Vader
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Cooked, like thoroughly well done and burned
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I would fight any and all problems to take care of that lil fuck, stg only thing stopping me from global domination is ion have a cool enough pet
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Rats eat better than I do smh
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Today's the day, let's do it
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Alas I am to become the local game and thrift store goblin, subsisting on crumbs and hiding between shelves until I find my treasures
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Sadly I've also only seen like 7-13 of them dudes in my 25 years here
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How do I acquire such an item?
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He didn't like that the camera man saw that
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Where's the line? I'm petting a fucking squirrel today
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I can led you some
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Ah FUCK YEAH a new grail to spend years not finding
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This really says A LOT about the nation we live in ðŸ˜ðŸ‘€
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He is, in fact, the rightful owner of said marsh now
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Miocene Epoch never happened issa Big Cretaceous Scam
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"Whatchu got, I wanna taste" lmfao
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"So you're just gonna kick me on the head and then walk away? What the actual fuck is wrong with you?" -Snake, 2025
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Real life South Park isn't as funny