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Do you want to be a slave to fate, a servant to your eventual demise?
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I have accidentally become important work at work and it is ruining my life. A few people higher up want me to drop everything and do another job at a moment's notice...but they don't tell me. They tell my boss, who assumes (wrongly) that they told me too.

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Concurrently terrifying and erotic Goodnight

submitted 19 hours ago • 90 comments

No exceptions. If you use Gen A I in any capacity whatsoever, you suck. Yes, the way you're using it too. You're not special. "She probably doesn't mean me" I do.

submitted 34 days ago • 35 comments

I have thought about this so many times since I first saw it

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If we're in regular contact here, I also post on my tumblr under the same name. If we're not pals, don't be a weirdo and turn up in my space.

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Last night I read all of Justice League Elite (for some reason) and was surprised to see that the villain's face was Sam Lake's

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I walked in on my boss showing people how to generate AI images and text effects and said to her "Oh...you're making slop in here"

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when I was working a golf tournament (carrying a little scoreboard around for 4 players) I put my sign down and used a portaloo on the course. When I came out, Greg from Dharma and Greg was holding my sign and gave it back to me while he went into the toilet.

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I can't wait to get back on Firebreak Duty 🔻🫡

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Sometimes you see a great gif, and the text ruins it.

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lol this is freakin perfect Share among your gym bros

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

The only reason prisons are able to pay incarcerated individuals less than minimum wage is because the 13 amendment exempts punishment in prison from the prohibition on slavery. They're legal slaves. That doesn't apply to civil detention for immigration. It's blatantly unconstitutional.

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments

The best thing to happen in the last week/month/year was being told that somebody in my Geography class said that "Even though he's not a Geography teacher, Mr Newlife knows his stuff"

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Listening to music (familiar) and reading comics (new to me) is a great evening.

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