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Do you want to be a slave to fate, a servant to your eventual demise?
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I have accidentally become important work at work and it is ruining my life. A few people higher up want me to drop everything and do another job at a moment's notice...but they don't tell me. They tell my boss, who assumes (wrongly) that they told me too.

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Concurrently terrifying and erotic Goodnight

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No exceptions. If you use Gen A I in any capacity whatsoever, you suck. Yes, the way you're using it too. You're not special. "She probably doesn't mean me" I do.

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I have thought about this so many times since I first saw it

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If we're in regular contact here, I also post on my tumblr under the same name. If we're not pals, don't be a weirdo and turn up in my space.

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Last night I read all of Justice League Elite (for some reason) and was surprised to see that the villain's face was Sam Lake's

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I walked in on my boss showing people how to generate AI images and text effects and said to her "Oh...you're making slop in here"

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when I was working a golf tournament (carrying a little scoreboard around for 4 players) I put my sign down and used a portaloo on the course. When I came out, Greg from Dharma and Greg was holding my sign and gave it back to me while he went into the toilet.

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I can't wait to get back on Firebreak Duty 🔻🫡

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Sometimes you see a great gif, and the text ruins it.

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