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A 'follower' more than a 'poster'. Enjoy a good pun and uplifting content. Music fan, especially all things prog. European British.
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Convince people you’re Jesus Christ by buying two Father’s Day cards.

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😂

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🎵We all live in the🎵

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Nice try Redville. At least we don't paint our donkeys to look like zebras.

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Because of her hips, Shakira has to sleep upright.

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My π tattoo is taking longer than I thought

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A little walk through the Square’s garden this evening. Springwatch London stylee.

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Whoever said laughter is the best medicine has probably never tried ibuprofen

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2 cats were racing across the English Channel, an English cat named "123" and a French cat named "Un deux trois." Which cat won the race? A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

If you’re lucky, you’re on this earth for maybe, what, 70, 80 years? Is it really too much to ask you to just leave other people alone and let them try to have a nice life without you being an absolute nob head about it?

submitted 4 days ago • 25 comments

A picture can paint a thousand words. Sometimes just one will do.

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I've been surprised by how quickly things in the USA have deteriorated. It makes cosying up really close to the EU an even bigger priority. The US is unlikely to be an honest broker under Trump, and perhaps not for decades to come depending on how much wrecking his team manage.

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My thoughts on what’s going on in Los Angeles:

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Sometimes I really feel the need to paint a lone majestic tree. Here’s the latest..

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[restaurant] Lois Lane: No dessert. Sugar is my kryptonite lol Clark Kent: *sweats, takes off glasses* Lois: When did you get here, Superman? Waiter1: Ma'am, you'e talking to a bird Waiter2: No, it's a plane

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

Sadly true 😂

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Another good reason to go to a Hawksmoor

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How amazing is #billyjoel such a fab gig on BBC2. Amazing 🤩

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One individual can change his mind in 48 hours but 48,000,000 eligible voters can't change their minds after 9 years.

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THEM: do you want to play the piano or percussion INVENTOR OF XYLOPHONE: yes

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Reform Party management has the feel of the control room at Springfield Nuclear Power Station with Homer Simpson in charge. If it functions correctly, it's purely by chance.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

"Doctor, doctor, I've got a really bad tummy ache and I keep mishearing consonants." "How are your bowels?" "Fine. It's just the consonants".

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Oooh, you mean it's OK to leave, realise it's a mistake, then rejoin? 😉

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🔥 Oh, well played…

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In amongst all the excitement I fear many have missed this outstanding bit of trolling by Friedrich Merz. The Chancellor gifted Trump a gilded framed copy of his grandfather’s German birth certificate... reminding Americans that Trump is both the child and grandchild of migrants.

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So then Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a corpulent flunkie goes "Deport Elon!" and Elon goes "Impeach!" And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.

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The only thing as predictable as a Nigel Farage photoshoot with a pint, is a Nigel Farage led party falling out and falling apart. If you can't govern a team of 5MPs and some staff, what chance do you have of governing a country? None.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Germany’s Chancellor Merz presented Trump the birth certificate of his German grandfather, Friedrich Trump. It was a clever jab to remind Trump he’s a German immigrant.

submitted 9 days ago • 471 comments

The public certainly saw through you. They never chose you to be their Prime Minister, and at the first opportunity to vote on your catastrophic bin fire of a premiership they kicked you out of one of the safest Tory seats in Britain. Do stop continually embarrassing yourself. 🥬

submitted 9 days ago • 38 comments

Prometheus didn’t steal fire he rubbed two styx together.

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

Just been found guilty of killing a triangle. I think they might send me to prism.

submitted 9 days ago • 8 comments

Murder, she wrote. "Your password is incorrect". Bugger, she thought.

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Liz Truss is what you get when you tell a kid with a pencil stuck up their nose that they can be anything they want to be.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

😂She really is very daft.

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There were thunder bolts and lightning last night. It was very very frightening. Galileo was there for some reason.

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Did you know? Koalas can sleep up to 22 hours a day! That’s within striking distance of our Marketing Director Sandra’s record of 23.

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"Do you like Tolstoy?" "Of course. Who doesn't?" "What's your favourite book?" "The one where Woody is kidnapped & Buzz tries to save him".

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Spanish film idea. A woman sees her son wrongly imprisoned and immediately sets out to have him released. It's called Bye Juan, Get Juan Free.

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