no-flashlight.bsky.social
baseball, astrology, cats, music, marxism
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i'm calling her Decoy Jr. until further notice
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sun sign astrology is barely astrology tbh, you really need to look at the whole chart to see anything about the person's life or character. i think they should hire me as the official mlb astrologer and give me all the players' birth times 😈
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🫠
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you guys should've seen me last year when i realized karma police is a good song (zionism notwithstanding)
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i have the right of way and i will Not be intimidated out of using it!!!!!!!
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i will also cross rrreeeaallllllyyy sssslllooowwww if you try to make an unprotected left turn while i'm crossing. not my fault that you didn't check for pedestrians!
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mazzy!
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🧘♀️
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i'm not at home so can't check but his astrology is.... interesting. i think he'll do ok, 2-run HR notwithstanding
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🤓 that's a softshell turtle and they are definitely not native to california
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omg..... no one is entitled to use public space to store a 2,000 lb. piece of personal property lmao. i say this as someone who only has access to street parking (and who basically only drives when i have to move my car for street sweeping)
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sending so much love to you and your fam today ❤️
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solidarity from someone who has bangs ✊
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i hope you find something that works! it was really hard to choke down any food when i was medicated - it all felt Bad in my mouth until about 9pm when i would get ravenous lol
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the banana will keep it from tasting like a swamp
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i don't usually have food sensitivities but i really struggle to eat when i take adhd meds. smoothies saved me - just throw a bunch of healthy shit into a blender (a big handful of greens, frozen berries, flax/chia seeds, nut butter, silken tofu, nondairy milk, a banana, and a few ice cubes)
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this song is extremely ABBA-coded (complimentary)
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i meant my apology to tanner but regardless i'm praying for your soul 🙏
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well,
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WHAT
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my dad has gemini sun/moon/mercury/venus and he makes friends EVERYWHERE he goes. me (12H virgo sun) and my mom (scorpio/virgo/cap) are both super introverted and do not understand or relate lmao
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not real :/
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🥰🥰🥰
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just gonna leave this here......
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generally agreed but i don't think juan soto really took the dodgers' girlhood
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she's a huge dodger fan and i have proof
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i need dieter to play dear john when juan soto gets out like i need air
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PLEASE
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yeah, in his defense the pitching has been a mess all season, so i'm sure that's had an effect