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i wish i felt confident about this dodgers-yankees series but unless yamamoto can pitch 9 full innings for three games i fear that our boys get their butts whooped

if you don't think taylor swift is a scorpio rising now that she's announced that she owns all her music after a mercury cazimi in gemini (her 8H of other people's resources) opposite her 2H sun, idk what to tell you!!!!!!

i'm fine 🙂 why do you ask 🙂

doing my usual routine after watching a lars von trier film where i sit in the dark and cry for 20 minutes

björk's speaking voice

bo bichette hit four home runs in all of 2024. he's hit six so far this season and it's not even june good job, bo bichette

following up on this

i would like to try *every* green fragrance this summer, please and thank you

sure. whatever. can't be worse than what we have

mercury in libra:

"in a few years when i have forgotten you, and other adventures like this one will happen to me from sheer force of habit, i'll remember you as the symbol of love's forgetfulness. i'll think of this story as the horror of forgetting."

my bloody valentine's seminal (to me) and criminally underrated (by others) album "isn't anything" being off spotify is having a detrimental effect on my mental health

wdym there are only five mlb games today 🤨

i disagree with the premise but here is my watchlist !

on one hand, tanner scott is being paid millions of dollars and refusing to talk to the media after blowing a save just comes off as cowardly. on the other hand, he's a cancer

day 3606 of missing the weakerthans

i assume everyone else was wondering the same thing as me

if the musk-trump coalition continues to fray i suspect we will see a lot of "i was at DOGE" tell-alls and i think a useful heuristic for understanding them will be "anything that makes elon look like a freak is true" coupled with "anything that makes DOGE employees look like lesser freaks is a lie"

irrespective of my personal feelings on the padres, there's something inherently menacing to me about blending sports and religious imagery

The Cancer Moon has passed her square with Saturn! She will be void until early Friday. This sort of weather is comfy, but aimless. Good for: - taking a long walk to get a milkshake - going to water and Realize Things - an meandering phone call - convalescing - gathering wool

i don't understand how bsky ios notifications are still so fucked up at this point. fix your shit

I can't imagine anyone's ever done it, but I wonder who is closest to hitting for MLB's Water Cycle: A HR into the Allegheny River (Pittsburgh), McCovey Cove (SF), the Pool in Arizona and the Kansas City fountain. I promise I'm not high or drunk. I'm legitimately curious.

"world champion dodger baseball" sounds sarcastic after their relievers give the guardians five runs in one inning

dream blunt rotation

the dawgs have become frawgs