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Mother!

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In use at many UK universities right now

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New York Times saying the events overnight make the Middle East unpredictable, like this is a challenge to their 100% record on accurately predicting things in that region

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I tripped over this photo I took in Park Slope maybe in 2019? I took a picture of the paternity testing van - that was my focus - but then when I looked at the photo I realized that ... the "Five Guys" sign on the corner revealed the need for the paternity testing van in the first place.

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With everything else going on, you might have missed that The Sunday Times have run a 'poor me' piece about Johnny Depp

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Spotify's CEO deciding to invest in an arms manufacturer is, I guess, the polar opposite of what EMI, Decca and Pye were all doing as pop music took off in the UK, funnelling their vast profits from defence contracts during WW2 and Cold War into the Beat Boom.

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Strapping everyone with their unequivocal "I always liked Dire Straits" takes to the Clockwork Orange cinema chair and forcing them to listen to Ride Across The River on an endless loop

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It would be unfair to characterise this as Starmer's only intervention into Middle East politics this weekend, but it does sort of sum it up, doesn't it? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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This is a chord. This is another. This is a third. Now form a band.

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A man shouted Britain First as he shot an MP dead and Britain First are not proscribed.

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#ThisIsntInstagram #Northampton Literal clown car. Wasn't around when it pulled up to see if a dozen or more people got out.

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My nine year old came in from a bike ride down the street and said, very dramatically: I have seen unholy things

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Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice

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ITV Telethon's pulled out the big guns with the celebrities answering the phones this year

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Lucky old Henry.

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Regret to inform you that Dua Lipa is now, officially, worse than Trump www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Five hundred dollars for a pair of Pervo-Peepers

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Mortifying experience at Pulp last night but taking comfort that I’m not the worst person Jarvis Cocker has ever impersonated

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Today's Anon Opin is being shouted by someone being escorted from the Royal Enclosure at Ascot

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At the moment it's a toss-up over who loves money more, the Gallaghers or Nigel Farage

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Peak Bluesky Millennial content

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If I ever wonder if I'm missing out working from home, the feeling vanishes when I get an email sent to group mailboxes fuming about something that has been left in a fridge when it shouldn't have been, or taken from a fridge when it shouldn't. 73% of UK economic activity is bitching about yoghurts.

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But, of course, the reunion isn't about the money at all. It's the art, you understand. Just the art.

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