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If anyone wants to hear this year's Song Of The Summer, here it is: my latest original, "Long Weekend, Baby" ipoint.to/LWB

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

The summer solstice is just a made-up holiday to sell more henges.

submitted 13 hours ago • 13 comments

Just saw a liquid nitrogen truck with a sign saying VENTING IS NORMAL I feel you, brother.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

ICE agents are complaining that every time they go out (unmasked/in unmarked cars) protesters are dumping pounds of glitter on them. So people can identify them as ICE for days afterward. Time to buy glitter . . .

submitted 1 day ago • 352 comments

not sure I've ever seen reddit humour that is so purely my kind of laugh

submitted 1 day ago • 25 comments

Kudos to SpaceX for figuring out that it's more efficient to simply let Starship explode on the pad rather than having to actually launch it first

submitted 1 day ago • 54 comments

"Station Dominations"? So now the TTC is looking to be topped? For money? Those stations will feel even dirtier than they are.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I find myself allergic to idiots. www.bbc.com/future/artic...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The stairs/ramps between Eglinton and the parks on either side at Leslie have been finished and ready for use for years but Metrolinx has refused to open them. Does this mean the TTC can now let the public use them? www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

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And the full video is available! Check it out - I hope you like it.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Imagine if your first encounter with the word necromancer isn't in print, but just hearing it. "Neck romancer? WTF is that?"

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

anyone have an idea who might have run the single largest mass deportation program in history before now…? were they the good guys? asking for a friend.

submitted 4 days ago • 52 comments

Well this is what I wished for!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The tank wasn’t squeaking. What you heard was the collective sound of a bunch of old white racists jerking off.

submitted 5 days ago • 22 comments

No better way to build morale in the military than forcing troops to march down largely empty streets in a thunderstorm to celebrate a draft dodger’s birthday

submitted 6 days ago • 95 comments

Check out the trailer (available now) for my next video (live premiere Monday evening at 7 EDT, 23h00 UTC)! It's about a bridge with ... well, ants in its pants. youtu.be/GJe8D0ETT4o

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

We have entered the "The police is saying that if the police is at your door you are not safe call the police immediately" stage of making America great again

submitted 6 days ago • 232 comments

We are open for weekends in June! 10am to 5pm. And don't forget, this Sunday June 15th is Father's Day! Fathers get free admission to our museum with the purchase of at least one youth admission. Prices and more info are on our website!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Oh my God so many people are breaking the law! We better stop enforcing the law!

submitted 7 days ago • 35 comments

It's like GUR and mossad are having a competition at this point.

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We know what The Terminator would do to cars in the bike lane and their drivers. #bikeTO @car-in-bikelane.bsky.social www.thestar.com/entertainmen...

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Usually seniors are the ones driving painfully slowly. I guess things are different in Vaughan.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Has anybody considered bulldozing it all and building an Austrian spa? Think outside the box, Vancouver.

submitted 8 days ago • 13 comments

Needs a better sense of humour but it's fine. People are disagreeing with me about speed cameras right now. People forgot what normal disagreement is like after been beaten for so long.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

This entire #military report era in #LTC will be wiped from the public record in less than a month, thanks to the Ford Government. You have 24 days left to give your comments on this repugnant regulation: www.regulatoryregistry.gov.on.ca/proposal/50715

submitted 9 days ago • 10 comments

The most serious threat Donald has made against me is to offer to go into business with Russia.

submitted 8 days ago • 25 comments

On Thursday, June 12, we're offering 20% off all books on chbooks.com (and free Canadian shipping) for everyone who's not able to join us at our 60th anniversary party tomorrow night! (Pre-orders excluded, 12:01 am to 11:59 pm 06/12/25)

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Lost in the headlines

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

If Metrolinx is obsessed with minimum viable product, they should try minimum viable amount of VPs…

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Metrolinx: We hired you because you're experts at regional rail. Turn our system into a great regional rail system. Consortium: Here's how to turn your system into a great regional rail system. Metrolinx: No, not like that. Bye.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments