nutlick.bsky.social
United States Secretary of Commerce, Olympic-level dumbass. "Straining the bounds of propriety," daily.
Parody?
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Sorry I’m late. Where you need me?
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And?
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What are you, dyslexic?
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Okay…?
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That’s my kind of guy!
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Picture yourself planting radishes and seed potatoes on the fifteenth green of a forgotten golf course. You’ll hunt elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center, and dig clams next to the skeleton of the Space Needle leaning at a forty-five degree angle
To own the libs.
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Or it makes the frogs gay. I can’t ever remember which is which
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If you can’t suck the salmonella out of the wood fibers, you’ll have low-T
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Cooking over the fires of burning cities will solve the masculinity crisis
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You'll be sorry as soon as he sobers up and can figure out where that is on a map!
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And... you DONT feel threatened by this?
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Gonna have Sec. Hegseth give you a swirlie the second you get to CEOT. Then we'll see who you call a bully
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I mean, sure. Maybe later when we get bored.
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Happy to live up to my high school yearbook superlative
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90 days. 1 trillion dollars. 100 years Rick and Morty.
I say a lot of things.
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I think I'm one of the signs in Revelations
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The ‘Lemmings’ game looks different than I remember
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#powercouple
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If you have not SAID THANK YOU yet, I urge you to do so. Failing to do so may lead to further tariff increases
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The more stablecoins you have, the more stability you have. IT'S SCIENCE, IDIOT!
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If you have to ask, you don't get it
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YOU get a stablecoin, and YOU get a stablecoin, and YOU
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The deals are in a superposition of states -- done and not done. If you open the box to check on how I'm doing, you collapse the whole thing.
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ONLY STRONG BEEF MEAT ON THOSE BONES
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As we say, it's concepts all the way down
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I'm sure we can pull an all-nighter and get it done
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This will definitely not be another Foxconn-in-Wisconsin situation.
NO, DO NOT LOOK THAT UP
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He is simply expressing PHALLOCENTRIC CONCERN for BANON'S WELLBEING!
NO ONE IS FIGHTING
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More TRIGGERING VIOLENCE by the WOKE LEFT
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With enough SCREWS, we CAN!!
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FAKE NEWS
We have a BANANA DEFICIT
But THIS ADMINISTRATION is FIGHTING to change that!!
MAKE AMERICA BANANAS AGAIN!!!
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Who hasn’t gotten into a relationship thinking, “I can change him”??
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I SAID I HAD A GREAT TIME, not that I got any work done. Jeez!
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Won’t happen. The brain worms don’t need firmware updates
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Someone look up if DOLE or UNITED FRUIT is donating to the Democrats!
Those are classically SOCIALIST companies with LIBERAL values!!!