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nutlick.bsky.social
United States Secretary of Commerce, Olympic-level dumbass. "Straining the bounds of propriety," daily. Parody?
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AMERICA is going FULL MAGNET, people!!!!!! Promises made, promises kept. This is what people voted for

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WHAT IS CRYPTIC ABOUT THE PRESIDENT SAYING, "FULL MAGNETS"!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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The lesser known "Pussy Comitatus Act" allows any military personnel to violate anyone's civil rights if they claim to be afraid of brown people. Stephen Miller is a great source of of 'fun facts' like these

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The Commerce Department and DoD are TEAMING UP Any country that protests IN ANY WAY our trade deals during negotiations will be met with MILITARY DEPLOYMENTS These will remain until they PEACEFULLY and UNCONDITIONALLY acquiesce to our TERMS. Art of the deal.

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Will everyone else STOP making news so I can be invited back on the Sunday shows to talk about my lack of progress!?! It’s all I have.

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If you're wondering why there isn't any followup on Musk's allegations that Trump is in the Epstein files, it turns out the files were gotten from an Indonesian news website, so it wasn’t worth interrogating it further

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VERY FINE PEOPLE, ON BOTH SIDES

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Stephen Miller sliding into in Grimes’ DMs right now

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I AM GETTING RAILED BY BIG BANANA’S 🍌 SMEAR CAMPAIGN AND YOU ALL ARE ENJOYING THIS??

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America can’t be a BANANA SHOW-ER today, but it can be a banana GROWER, Representative @repdean.bsky.social if you just gave US a little more time!!!

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MAKE AMERICA BANANAS AGAIN

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He gets it!

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Democrats lack the vision to manufacture bananas in the United States.

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