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United States Secretary of Commerce, Olympic-level dumbass. "Straining the bounds of propriety," daily. Parody?
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Weird that you all seemed to join the SATELLITE PARADES today and not the MAIN ONE??

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

There are PERADES in EVERY STATE TODAY, so make sure to look up your closest one and bring friends! It’s important. See you all at the PERADE!!!

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

IF THE PROTESTERS WOULD JUST LET US TAKE OVER, WE WOULDN'T BE VIOLENT. idiots.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Reciprocal first-strike, preemptively.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

AMERICA is going FULL MAGNET, people!!!!!! Promises made, promises kept. This is what people voted for

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

WHAT IS CRYPTIC ABOUT THE PRESIDENT SAYING, "FULL MAGNETS"!?!?!?!?!?!?!

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

The lesser known "Pussy Comitatus Act" allows any military personnel to violate anyone's civil rights if they claim to be afraid of brown people. Stephen Miller is a great source of of 'fun facts' like these

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The Commerce Department and DoD are TEAMING UP Any country that protests IN ANY WAY our trade deals during negotiations will be met with MILITARY DEPLOYMENTS These will remain until they PEACEFULLY and UNCONDITIONALLY acquiesce to our TERMS. Art of the deal.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Will everyone else STOP making news so I can be invited back on the Sunday shows to talk about my lack of progress!?! It’s all I have.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

If you're wondering why there isn't any followup on Musk's allegations that Trump is in the Epstein files, it turns out the files were gotten from an Indonesian news website, so it wasn’t worth interrogating it further

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

VERY FINE PEOPLE, ON BOTH SIDES

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Stephen Miller sliding into in Grimes’ DMs right now

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I AM GETTING RAILED BY BIG BANANA’S 🍌 SMEAR CAMPAIGN AND YOU ALL ARE ENJOYING THIS??

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments