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United States Secretary of Commerce, Olympic-level dumbass. "Straining the bounds of propriety," daily. Parody?
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A.I. tradwives will reverse America’s declining birthrates

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My heighten pattern recognition tells me this whole Iran thing is going to work out for the best.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Hot Invade Iran Summer

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Nationalizing major industries and picking the market winners to save capitalism

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Weird that you all seemed to join the SATELLITE PARADES today and not the MAIN ONE??

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

There are PERADES in EVERY STATE TODAY, so make sure to look up your closest one and bring friends! It’s important. See you all at the PERADE!!!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

IF THE PROTESTERS WOULD JUST LET US TAKE OVER, WE WOULDN'T BE VIOLENT. idiots.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Reciprocal first-strike, preemptively.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

AMERICA is going FULL MAGNET, people!!!!!! Promises made, promises kept. This is what people voted for

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

WHAT IS CRYPTIC ABOUT THE PRESIDENT SAYING, "FULL MAGNETS"!?!?!?!?!?!?!

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

The lesser known "Pussy Comitatus Act" allows any military personnel to violate anyone's civil rights if they claim to be afraid of brown people. Stephen Miller is a great source of of 'fun facts' like these

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The Commerce Department and DoD are TEAMING UP Any country that protests IN ANY WAY our trade deals during negotiations will be met with MILITARY DEPLOYMENTS These will remain until they PEACEFULLY and UNCONDITIONALLY acquiesce to our TERMS. Art of the deal.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Will everyone else STOP making news so I can be invited back on the Sunday shows to talk about my lack of progress!?! It’s all I have.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments