otterkit.bsky.social
Author. Horticulturist. Big Dreamer. Bard.
I am here to make things a little better every day. Work beside me, walk beside me, or get out of my way.
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Fingers crossed that somebody blows on it and it all crashes down!
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Right? That was a great one
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#nokings
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I literally had a (prospective!!!) client ask me to do this to sell a house. Sir, I am a horticulturist. That is dead grass. Painting it green is not horticulture.
Also: WTF bub?!
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In horticulture, we jokingly call Phoenix 'rainbird town' after a mid-range irrigation system. Because rainbird OWNS that town and all the goots living in ecosystem denial down there.
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Something resistant to spontaneous combustion?
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I read this wrong originally and assumed you were talking about some new fubar events in Southern politics, my mistake!
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Hear hear!
Well said
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Oh no what now?!
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Bahaha oh that's hilarious
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The reminder was great! Theodore Boone, Kid Lawyer was exactly what I needed to get me in the mood
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Whew! That's a relief. Also...snrk. It's like watching a wasp land on a stinging nettle. Somebody's going to get stung, and nobody will cry.
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I loved the way Mama was quietly saying 'kids, kids, stick with me' the whole time as the babies went absolutely everywhere snagging crumbs :D
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For anyone who's interested, I can speak to this directly: professional landscapers recommend this for folks watching the budget. The quality is solid, and the plants cost less than we can buy them wholesale!
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Dare I ask?
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Oh no. I was at work. What the heck happened now?!
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I love the word. I describe it as 'like watching a wasp land on a stinging nettle' myself; something I picked up from a Pratchett book
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#teamhuman
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Heya, are you taking commissions right now?
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*whispers* and the poisoning, that too...
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GULP
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Yikes! Be careful on those roads!
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I can definitely speak to the truth of the mad botanist claim!
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I was thinking about Grisham! Thanks
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Makes you want to cry...
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Heck yeah!