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I make robot friends
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Army men on the moon? Does he think we’re protesting up there too?
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Uh oh, you know it’s going down now. He’s taking his strongly-worded
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I read somewhere that the most prevalent degenerative spine disorder is greed.
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The Invertebrate Party
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Glad to hear everyone was ok! Auto accidents suck. 😞
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Gamified Gestapo?
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I thought you said they were trying to get him to desiccate… but Elon has that effect on all tacos.
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Alas, my well of sympathy hath suddenly run dry.
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It's ok... everyone knows Trump's gonna TACO all over the place.
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cusstoady
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And the lord sayeth unto the rich, go eat theyselves. 😂
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harbingers be harbinging
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I’m looking forward to Trump legalizing dueling so we can all root for both of them.
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You gonna cover their custody battle for the US government?
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The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy regardless of the WWE style heel arc PR effort.
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Crunching those kernels at this point.
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I had heard that critics were upset about the delays with “Popehat: The Videogame” but that seems a bit harsh. 🤷🏽♂️
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I don't like to eat food because that's what women do. 😒
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We're all in it to jizz it!
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I’m sure Chuck is going to write another letter to his special penpal any day now.
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RICO = Rage Induced Combustion Object?
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I always thought of him as a corruption tapeworm hanging out of Trumps colon. 🤷🏽♂️
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I got my energyectomy back in the late 80’s because I just couldn’t stand all that glowing all over the place.
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I don’t get it. That watch seems completely accurate to me.
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Is this like her toilet fetish side hustle or something?
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Trump is desperately trying to find some angle to sell the public on his tariffs.
Tariffs on movies!
Tariffs on illegal drugs!
Tariffs on mimes!
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One would hope that, someday soon, he would have to work 2-3 jobs like the rest of us.
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This one time I ate some chocolate i e cream that wasn’t as good as I hoped it would be, so I decided to eat bowls of shit instead.
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“I don’t like the momentary discomfort of shots so I’ll choose to get polio instead.”
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I eagerly await Chuck's sternly worded letter that he will write to America asking 8 strong questions about why we don't like him. 😒
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The new mission is to ensure that certain people have the right to be uncivil.
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They call it “The Hegseth Maneuver”.
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What next, Chuck?
Poems?
PowerPoint Decks?
Get Well Soon cards?
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Oh, that White House Dear Leader Dinner happened already?
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It’d be the biggest party since zombie jesus undied.
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“Shit yourself a new you” is one hell of a pitch.
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He surrounds himself with people who tell him what he wants to hear, that everyone else is the cause of his problems.
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In private, some Trump officials concede that they have no f-ing clue what the hell they’re doing.
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Maybe his hair is sliding off his alcohol-soaked head?
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It’s funny because he’s stuck with it. If he stops wearing it he acknowledges that he does and it looks dumb, if he keeps wearing it he’ll keep getting grief for trying to look 80’s cool but looking stupid instead.
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The old guard centrist Democrats seem confused about why we yearn to elect those who do what’s right instead of what’s politically expedient.
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The mistake was Trump's birth.