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Fascists need not reply. They need not exist, to be perfectly honest. Speaking of which, I once sat next to Stephen Miller at a wedding reception. He ate all the shrimp and glared at the rest of us until we told him to go away. Also, he picked his nose.
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A holiday for every once working day of the year? Cool! I was once working about 250 days of the year, and it kinda sucked. It was nice to have once food though. Wait. If we have a holiday for every once working day of the year, will we have a workday for every once holiday?

Wait, in two years there will still be dinner conversation? Wait, in two years there will still be dinner?? And it won't be our brains???

Women are lagging behind on prostate cancer but they can catch up. Curiosity, experimentation and learning are crucial if women are to shape the future of being brainless meatsack puppets dancing for the amusement of their cyberlords. www.ft.com/content/7f0f...

His Horrangeousness has forgotten that the First Amendment exists. It's not surprising, then, that when asked to count to 10—e.g., to prove his mastery of basic cognitive function tests—he has to start at 2 in order to get all the way to the end. Cognitive decline! 25 86 47.

In today's climate, a military parade at FASCIST FUCK TRUMP'S INSISTENCE, on FASCIST FUCK TRUMP'S BIRTHDAY, could offer an opportunity for FUCKING FASCISTS to be FUCKING FASCIST in our faces. It could bring Americans closer to FUCKING FASCISTS and juice FUCKING FASCIST recruitment.

Rep. Miller announces that she will be introducing an amendment to the Constitution shortly. But she's not telling us yet whether it will repeal the whole First Amendment or just the Establishment clause. Can't wait to find out!

Q: "Does refusing to hire Joseph Goebbels count as an ideological litmus test?" A: "I believe there should be diversity of viewpoints blah blah blah blah blah." Wait a sec, Linda Kayfabe McMahon promoting diversity?? Say it isn't so!!!

I watched a documentary on Don Van Vliet yesterday, so here's some music I love. Trout mask replica (Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band) Swordfishtrombones (Tom Waits) Makrokosmos III (George Crumb) Amériques (Edgar Varèse) And, above all, the Rite of Spring (Igor Stravinsky)

This is a brief, but moving and thought-provoking, essay about the failure of the death of a spouse, and its effects on the surviving spouse, to follow an arc that comports with the stories we hear and tell about such things.

At least they've still retained some sliver of childhood whimsy and delight—doesn't every little kid love dress-up? These f*cking fascist sh*ts deserve a very, very long timeout.

This is perhaps the cruelest petty way in which AI is poisoning our world. I mean, personally, I use an en-dash surrounded by spaces – like this – but I stand in complete solidarity with em-dash users!

I don't ever want to read, hear, or think about the phrase "DOGE-style". Aaaaargh! I just thought about it again! Make it stop!!!!!

Joe Biden is not old, and hasn't been old since 2020. Trump admits he's been lying about this all along.

Trump's lawyers point out that he is easily confused, deceived, and mentally anguished. I hope he gets the neurological and psychological care that he so urgently needs!

Karoline "Unnegated Substance" Leavitt, my friends. Is that a line of Karo syrup slowly oozing from her left ear?

In bags. Would those be dime bags? Nickel bags? Man bags? In any case, they're clearly sentient bags, since we know they've been hiding under the FBI. Come out from under there with your hands up, you filthy cowards!

A lot of PN's back and forth is the result of his brain ping-ponging around in his husk of a skull. That is all.

That must make it the "One, Both, Big, And, Beautiful, Bill" now. Any more and we're going to have a serious comma shortage... Wait a second, Mike. Wasn't that a "Long, Text, Message"???

Katherine Leavitt says she'll cover any increase to the deficit out of her retirement account. This presents a dilemma. We know she'll have to pay out, but we want her to take an early retirement. We can't have both. Damn logic! If only we were fascists and could turn it on its head. Grrr...