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prairiecrab.bsky.social
In memory of Chloe - the bestest friend and goodest girl anyone could ask for. Dec 1, 2006 - May 5, 2025
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Bet he changes his mind on this quickly when a new admin takes office.
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Yes - like Roy Moore
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It is and only gets worse. Dude is digging furiously and refuses to put the shovel down.
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Oh - I understand now. They really meant 90 emergency applications in 90 weeks. www.reuters.com/business/tru...
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This spat between Musk and Trump along with the mention of Epstein has certainly brought out the most interesting viewpoints.
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Speaking of prick waving…..
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FFF again already….???
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Poso thinks they’re having a ‘sword fight’ to settle this.
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What’s it called when you order from Chicken Out while reading about chickening out of the chicken out…? chickenoutchicken.com/menu/
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The male Caroline Ellison where you look as if you’re going through puberty and midlife simultaneously.
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Are you trying to jizz up some type of coup?
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Shit lot of good he did for the Wisconsin Supreme Court race.
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He can’t put Egypt on the list as they are instrumental in the Gaza negotiations. Egypt is also the Muslim Brotherhood country of origin, which will make this bid by Republicans interesting….. thehill.com/homenews/sen...
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He’s got a great future as a grifting megachurch pastor when he’s finally drummed out of government.
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Then why bother trying to call him…? I definitely know you’re worried about the midterms.
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Dude was too deep in the K-hole to hear the phone ring.
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We’ve been in low level conflict somewhere since WWII and it hasn’t slowed us down.
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He should have just stuck with “I don't have a really good understanding of the term” throughout his testimony.
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I have an 80lb Labrador mix who thinks she’s smol. Believe me - you are much better off.
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A) Not the definition of insanity. B) Fantastic grammar to make the point.
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It’s the 1890s all over again!
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This one is so incredibly good. m.youtube.com/watch?v=GegV...
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All he needs is the hat
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So - the thing to ask yourself when he posts something obviously outrageous is….. ‘What terrible thing has occurred that he now needs to distract us with sideshow nonsense…?’
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More importantly - what BBQ and jazz places did you try in KC last weekend..?
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They’ll give answers the same way they’ll release the Epstein files and clear up all the questions around the Kennedy assassination.
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Wait until you hear about the guy who orchestrated an insurrection, got elected again, then accepted a $400M jet from a ME nation that’s a little too cozy with terror groups.
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Those who confessed to bribing him must be thrilled. www.nbcwashington.com/investigatio...
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The response from the Russians is basically calling him a hysterical bitch. That should go over as well as the time North Korea called him a dotard. www.yahoo.com/news/russia-...
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‘It was the worst food I've ever had at a Trump golf course.’ The kitchen staff made it on their personal time.
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But we’ll tariff the fuck out of it anyway so it’s more expensive for the average consumer. 🤷‍♂️
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Wait until he figures out Ryazan and Grozny is where this all began. www.yahoo.com/news/putin-1...
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Urban legend requires to have pineapple beforehand.
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Don’t leave out ‘cosplay’ - that’s her favorite one.
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Remedial math - like counting the number of actual real strands of hair in whatever the fuck is on his head. The advanced course is breaking down the Fibonacci Sequence in that combing pattern.
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They’re so incredible - it’ll create dozens of jobs.
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Yes - because telling places like Walmart to eat the tariffs is really helping their business.
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Neither he or anyone else who listens to this has any idea what he’s talking about.
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Not according to the prison website. www.jailexchange.com/city-and-cou...
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Jesus - this note looks like it was written by a middle schooler and should end with…. Do you like me? Yes No Circle one.
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For jazz, Lonnie’s Reno Club and Green Lady Lounge. Seating is limited at Lonnie’s, but he is a great host and entertainer. His daughter sometimes pitches in. BBQ is always going to be debated in town, but I am partial to Arthur Bryant’s and Q39.
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When your suit jacket would be big on Trump maybe telling someone to keep their mouth shut is advice you should heed at the table.
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All you need to know about Dr. Oz is the people of PA elected a known gomer over him.
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VATs are bad…? Ooops. “Most countries on Earth have what’s called a value added tax, a consumption tax. We don’t apply that here in America because it’s very unpopular as an idea. This tariff is exactly that. It’s a consumption tax,” he stated. www.sportskeeda.com/us/reality-t...
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It’d be poetic if that Qatari jet was taken down over the Atlantic by Musk rocket debris and Trump was converted into shark shit.
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What do you expect from someone who doesn’t even understand elementary civics terms like habeas corpus and response to court decisions via her official Xitter account in this manner?
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Thanks for saddling us with such a lame minority leader, who is set to become speaker if control of the house changes. He has all the warmth and charisma of a test pattern.
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A great wordsmith and legal analyst, however. 🙄
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That business education at Wharton - really shining through.
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Dude takes finasteride and still has 50 parts in his hair.