probablynotarobot.bsky.social
Sometimes I pretend that I’m summoning bears to eat the people I don’t like.
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Completely unrelated, but Grab A Gun has a pretty amazing deal on a little 4-shot, home defense BB gun.
They say that if you go far enough to the left, you get your guns back.
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Oh good, V.D. Chance is talking again. 🙄
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Fitting, given that only AI bots use it anymore.
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Joe best steer clear of any open windows for a while.
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I always feel bad when I see her. I genuinely hope she got a good attorney and her plastic surgeon was sent somewhere he can’t hurt anyone else.
That upper lip is pulled over her teeth as tight as the cover on a Jeep spare tire.
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I mean, I hate that that’s a valid point, but that’s a valid point.
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I mean… 🤷🏻♂️
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Sure as hell feels that way.
I’m not sure if I’m glad to have my seemingly raging paranoia validated, or not. I kind of liked it when I was “just paranoid.”
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It genuinely feels that way, and I cannot for the life of me catch the motivation for it.
Keep everyone sick and dependent? How does that help them in any way?
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The governor of Oklahoma simply shut down any reporting on infectious disease. We literally get our influenza stats from the CVS tracker which tells us nothing more than those who have come in for flu treatments.
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I mean, they’re nothing if not consistent.
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That was actually my thought as well.
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And yet, it’s not even the single most troubling thing to happen /today/.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
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…and it still won’t matter, because they’ll be pardoned regardless. It is truly frustrating.
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Okay, but did you look it up? 😂
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Burn them all.
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BURN THE WITCH!
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Cruelty is the point.
This one doesn’t even mean anything to them, but they do it because it wears their opponents down just a little bit more than they were before the news. It makes us tired. It numbs us to lesser slights.
Cruelty on as many fronts as possible is literally the point.
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You’ve been working too closely with the tech department.
Or maybe too closely TOO the tech department.
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That’s fair 😂
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Damn, this is awesome enough that I feel like I owe you a favor. 😂
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I was just saying that this afternoon. And this morning. And probably several times yesterday.
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LOLOL I get that reference! 😂
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JFC that’s the truth.
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It’s so gooooood!!!
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Who is Robin Hood? AND I’d like extra points for also finder a shape-shifter version please, Alex
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Try a brick next time, sister!
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Excerpted from “Rustin’s Big Book of Having Norovirus” Bantam, 2025
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It’s not like it’s too much to ask. He clearly has no joy left in his life. It would be a mercy, really.
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He’s making the motion of having a full stoke, he just refuses to commit.