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Sometimes I pretend that I’m summoning bears to eat the people I don’t like.
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So, the traitor Dan Bishop is calling for the Mayor of Newark and members of Congress to be hunted down. Literally. Hunted down.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Quick reminder that nobody is coming to save you. There is no secret 4th branch of the government dedicated to stopping the wheels that have been set in motion, and nobody who even believes they stand to gain from the current administration’s actions has any motivation to help you, whatsoever.

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

Strongest economy in the world. Lowest unemployment in 50 years. Strongest stock market in decades. “We should totally destroy this evil system!” - MAGATs

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

“…without due process there are no citizens, you are whatever the nearest ICE agent says you are.” - @agraybee

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

There ain't nothing wrong with a little bit of money But it might do you some good if you went hungry now See around here the greedy man ain't nothing but a fool And his money ain't nothing but a cemetery tool Around here the greedy man just won't do And around here, the greedy man is you

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, real quick: Stop pronouncing foreign words and names with a foreign accent. The people you’re talking to either speak the foreign language, in which case your accent just sounds silly to them, or they don’t, in which case they won’t understand it with your accent. Meme for tax.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

It’s like Watergate, only in this version Nixon directly mails the tapes to Woodward and Bernstein

submitted 86 days ago • 1135 comments

The EO from today is disgusting, but how is this not #1 on the charts? Am I overreacting? Am I misunderstanding the implication of outright doing away with the Federal Court System? I know it’s like drinking from a firehose right now, but yer boi needs some reassurance. @marcelias.bsky.social

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

Pray for Elon and Donald: Psalm 109 Verse 7

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

I was asleep and my dog just fully farted in my face. Like, the kind that makes you wonder if they have been feasting on an armadillo they found in the yard. Do I have any attorneys following me? I feel violated and I need to discuss my rights under the law… I may be due compensation.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

It’s going to get worse before it gets worse. If you don’t know how to conserve water, learn. If you don’t know how to can food, learn. If you don’t know how to grow vegetables, learn. The best time to do all of these things was five years ago, the next best time is right now.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Are you in central Oklahoma? As our nation’s political climate has heated up, have you developed a desire to more effectively defend yourself and your friends and loved ones? This is a lvl 1 class, and it was just a lively experience when I went through it the first time. Absolute top marks. ❤️

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Wanted to update my Pike Pass, so I went out to my car, unlocked it, got in, and then sat there for a full five minutes trying to figure out why I’d walked out to my car. I looked in the console. I looked in the glove box. I looked in the back seat. I needed a photo of my tag number. 🙂

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Happy first day of spring.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

If ever you needed a reason to support a bar in Indianapolis, here you goooooooo!!! ❤️❤️❤️

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

“Don’t make the surveillance state friendly…” 😂😂😂

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submitted 95 days ago • 19 comments

We accumulate knowledge from birth. Some knowledge takes over for other knowledge as you go and the older knowledge loses relevance, and you learn whole new ideologies. Some knowledge, however, should never be forgotten. Some knowledge is forever. Friends, never trust a fart.

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

✨SHOOP✨

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments