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Every day I wake hope and hope to hear the news
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I have no doubt that Tom would happily do a full frontal scene. I remember watching Trainspotting and being completely blown away by Ewan McGregor's fearless nudity.
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Ass out in Crimson Peak and The Night Manager, wearing nothing but a brochure in High-Rise, fully nude side-view in The Deep Blue Sea and in Only Lovers Left Alive, and a split-second of full frontal in Unrelated (but he's jumping into a pool, it's way too fast to see anything).
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And he's done all he can to make up the difference
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Sure.
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A little better but not great. Imagine a school's holiday party if none of the class moms supported it. Or what the costumes in the school play would look like.
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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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I enjoyed that plot very, very much.
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I went into it knowing that he wasn't in most of the movie, which made it all the more crushing once his scenes started and he was so good. I loved it, and on the way home I got so so overwhelmed thinking about what it says about death that I started crying.
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Just got back from seeing it, what a beautiful film.
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I'm sorry but that body is ridiculous.
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Sunday for me and YES
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Who ever would've predicted that this would be the most-used gif of the 21st century
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Cena's got the comedic chops to pull it off
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OMG. John Cena picking up the Ernest mantle and changing nothing about the character other than he's now inexplicably 230 lbs of shredded muscle.
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Thank you for posting, this was wonderful
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My husband took up astral photography this winter. His starter setup was $5k. I've been playing No Man's Sky for half a decade for $50.
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I love that movie so much.
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Good god he just whips out Blue Steel like it's nothing
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He did, but the last 3 years have been chipping away at those temples in a very unforgiving way.
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They're wigging him up for Doomsday for sure. His hairline's just too far back to play a character barely a thousand years into a 5000-year lifespan. This is not a complaint. I love that he's not doing any BS to try to hide it.
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Doing two things perfectly is enough.
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Beautiful
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Like clockwork. Something embarrassing is revealed (elmo's been running the country from inside a k-hole, dump begged Qatar for its dumbass plane nobody wanted), then he posts something so outrageous that it makes the other stuff seem trivial.
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It was SO COLD but she was amazing of course. What an absolute pro she is.
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I was at Beyonce's show on the 22nd and it was the most patriotic and inspired that I've felt in a long, long time.
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I didn't realize Bill the Cat was real
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Because performative pandering is so much easier than actually working.
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Tom's completely committed to making Loki the most charming, loveable asshole, and the show finally gave the best sidekick in the MCU the respect he deserved.
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Thank you for reminding me of this bizarrely flirtatious Sesame Street sketch.
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Love this movie so much, wouldn't recommend it to anyone. It's the kind of thing you need to discover on your own.
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Do not besmirch Tiffany Valentine's good name.
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It's crazy how he "dies" and then the movie keeps going for 30 more minutes, like yes Thor is adorable but I am here for Loki thank you.
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I guess I'm interpreting what shitler here is saying differently. I think he means "your kids will have less toys" not "there won't be 30 dolls to buy at once," though both are true unfortunately.
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Parents of kids who are into Barbies, Monster High, action figures, Disney dolls, Squishmallows, Pokemon, etc. Taken together, my 2 kids had dozens of dolls, and we're not rich.
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A glimmer of truth... we'll have much less than we want (less products, and far less choices), and we'll pay much more for it. Thanks MAGA!
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Never in my life will I listen to a man dressed like this.
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Hit me right in the chest here