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Nothing moore, nothing less, only #Bond. Author of QUANTUM OF SILLINESS - exploring the dafter side of #JamesBond 007 - available now! Formerly @TheTchaikovsky over on Xitter. #QuantumOfSilliness 🍸
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New heatwave map just dropped

Beat the heat with the FOR YOUR EYES ONLY guide to surviving a heatwave: 1. Stay hydrated.

So he lives to let die another day... Many happy returns to Paul McCartney, seen here reading source material eight years before creating THE best Bond theme ever [citation needed?]

This is who runs this account

"So, you live to direct another day..." Many happy returns to Lee Tamahori, 75 years old today.

current state on National Beer Day

About now 40 years ago Princess Diana watched Grace Jones inexplicably slap herself in the face in a speedboat. A VIEW TO A KILL received its Royal Premiere at the Odeon Leicester Square on 12th June 1985.

Amazing to think these two musical giants effectively bookended the Roger Moore era

R.I.P. Brian Wilson. I wish they all could be California Girls.

Those heavenly choirs will have to wait. Many happy returns to THUNDERBALL’s Luciana Paluzzi, 88 years old today.

The Bluesky bubble tickles my Tchaikovsky

YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE currently on ITV. Love the bit where Blofeld's bionic eye performs a CAT scan.

Holy delectados - just seen on my homescreen that BrosBond is BACK for a fifth movie! (oh wait it’s just an archive video from 1994; thanks for the false hope official 007 account)

You Only Live Twice, but Nancy Sinatra has now successfully existed at least once - without interruption - for 85 years. Happy birthday Nancy!

When you realise tomorrow is World Ocean Day

James Bond telling an attacking wild tiger to sit - an obscure reference to 1980s dog trainer Barbara Woodhouse - and the tiger immediately sitting.

"Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows"

Unexpected Bond location visited today: the Alcazaba in Almeria featured in NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN (vomits discretely into handkerchief)

Happy Pride Month however you identify; especially all you beautiful Qs out there.

Off to Spain for a week so here’s James Bond relaxing after having to hector Gonzales

It’s a real shame they deleted the scene where Jim Fanning narrowly escapes death after M’s desk explodes in OCTOPUSSY 🤡

Me realising I’m too old to understand or particularly care how reels and stories work on Instagram.

“Do you expect me to stalk?” “No, I expect you to comply.”

Everyone: Roger Moore gives the greatest eyebrow action in all of Bond-dom. Eunice Gayson: hold my (Trench) coat.

Mancunian Michelle Yeoh mural moment. Now that’s what I call a Wai Lin wall, etc.

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: THE FINAL RECKONING mood board

Now watching the MISSION IMPOSSIBLE where our spy hero disguises himself as a moustachioed foreign soldier, goes to India and prevents a nuclear explosion. GHOST PROTOCOL is the OCTOPUSSY of MISSION IMPOSSIBLES.

MISSION IMPLAUSIBLE: VINYL RECKONING Celebrating A View To A Kill’s 40th birthday with a Choose Your Own Adventure style tie-in novel, plus appropriate soundtrack

Mr Kiss Kiss San Fran... Crank up the hot tub and crack open the Radox - A VIEW TO A KILL just turned 40 years old! The 14th Bond film received its world premiere on this day in 1985 - a moment cineastes unanimously agree marked the pinnacle of modern pop culture. Happy birthday AVTAK 🏂🏼🤨🏇🏼🍆🗼🪂🚋🔥🚒🧐🌁🚿

Now watching MISSION IMPOSSIBLE (1996) a.k.a. getting my necros in a twist

If James Bond took Plenty O’Toole to Skyfall Lodge… 🔊

Many happy returns to Anthony Zerbe - the actor you're most likely to see having their face fatally distorted in your favourite long-running film series - born on this day in 1936. #LicenceToKill #StarTrekInsurrection

BREAKING: James Bond checking his watch while dressed as a gorilla in OCTOPUSSY has recieved a six and a half minute standing ovation at Cannes

It's not just Grace Jones' birthday, it's also Sam Smith's birthday... The Writing's On The Wall / The Writhing's On The Floor

Many happy returns to A VIEW TO A KILL's Grace Jones who turns 77 today. Here she is in 1985 inventing photobombing.

What The Hell Just Happened? I don’t know but I liked it.

“If it’s the ‘69 you were expecting me.” Ahead of Switzerland hosting a piz glorious Eurovision this evening, we’re eschewing Bucks Fizz for a splash of Bollinger and Barry.

When you're caught between a rock and a charred place.

It's him. It's always been him... the author of all your painface. Happy birthday to Pierce Brosnan, who turns 72 today.🍸