randomcarp.bsky.social
Random observations from a random fish in a river near you. Possibly a parody.
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You forgot Rojas! 🤪
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I think you need to reconsider the parking lots you're frequenting.
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"Step away from the dumpster fire picture with your hands up".
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Dodgers steal a game they should have lost but burnt the pen to a crisp in the process. Maybe some AAA callups are in order?
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Isnt this a Moriyama Special? @chadmoriyama.bsky.social
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Sacrifice double play! LOL.
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In other news, neither team deserves to win this game.
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You are absolutely right. I'm just saying now is a much better time to experiment with him (and hopefully fix him) when they can afford to lose a game or two. Not so much in October.
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Maybe Rojas can pitch the bottom of the 12th instead of Knack?
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It's gonna hurt that much more if the Dodgers lose this very winnable game *and* have a very limited pen for the rest of the series. Gotta win it now before Knack comes in.
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If Scott can get it together and generally be relied on later in the year. And if he doesn't, hopefully Kopech, Treinen and the other relievers on the IL can come back and take over.
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DC-style scoring as opposed to Marvel-style scoring? I don't get it.
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It's better to figure out this stuff in May than in October.
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Alexa Vesia kinda gud
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Tanner Scott not so gud. #MoreAnalysis
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I was picturing something like Superman going down a T-Rex's throat and then bursting out of the abdomen. That should slow down T-Rex a bit!
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HA HA HAAAAAAAA!
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I'd like to see them try that in a Stand Your Ground state.
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Scoop: They were powering some servers with a CyberTruck's battery.
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In fairness, Greece probably has a better government right now.
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But will Macy's hire them with only that prior experience?
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True but Harvard's lawyers should have no problem shutting this down, no?
Also, at some point, isn't all of this batshit activity that's generating oodles of legal cases going to be hampered by the lack of govt lawyers to support the immense caseload?
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Yes but Trump and his cronies put their investments into the stocks of defense companies, not cancer research institutes.
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I didn't realize Macromedia Flash dated back to feudal Japan!
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Mental note to self: Don't do that!
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And those last ragged breaths will be coming much sooner due to the lack of rural facilities and providers. I guess its appropriate. BUT, the time delay will prevent these morons from recognizing they themselves caused their early demises.
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And about to get a whole lot worse!
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Apparently not anymore.
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More like Nero.
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Among the consequences: All of these people without healthcare will be clogging up the Emergency Departments at hospitals nationwide and costing us all more money in the end. Sounds like some shit DOGE would have cooked up, no?
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Does Hassett have a perma-shit-eating-grin or what? We need a parody account to cover this parody of a human.
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LOL the expression on that cat's face.
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"Habeas"
But your thoughts are spot on!
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And action, no?
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That face is crying out "Give me back my burger!"
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Is this a telenovela plot? If so they need to have ginormous boobs and there's some mandatory face slapping that needs to happen.
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YESSSSSS!