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randomvarun.bsky.social
Comedian. Quizmaster. History nerd. Currently trying to become the smartest person on every app.
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Just realized I’ve spent more time arranging tabs than reading them. That’s modern intellect.

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2025 mood: I no longer believe in manifesting. I now believe in asking the universe politely, then stalking it until it gives in.

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1. Denmark 2. Bat 3. Delhi 4. Antarctica 5. “Contact” How many did you get right without Googling? Be honest. This is Bluesky, not LinkedIn.

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Some people want immortality. I just want to leave behind a folder of trivia that makes future generations go, “Who was this guy?”

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Why is it that my most profound thoughts come at 1:47 AM, but at 1:48 I’m googling “how long can you survive on Oreos and anxiety”

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Every night I say “just 5 more minutes” and then somehow it’s 2 AM and I’m reading about the history of the QWERTY keyboard.

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5 questions. No Googling. 1. Which country has the oldest flag still in use? 2. What’s the only mammal that can truly fly? 3. Which Indian city has the most UNESCO World Heritage Sites? 4. What’s the only continent without native ants? 5. What was the first word spoken on the moon?

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I ask the questions. Sometimes I know the answers. Comedian. Quizmaster. History nerd. Follow me before I get too famous here and start ignoring replies.

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I like how every productivity book is like “wake up at 5am and win the day” Meanwhile I once spent 45 minutes googling “how long can a human survive on just tea and deadlines.”

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I’ve realised I don’t fear AI, failure, or even Delhi traffic. I fear being asked “So… what are you reading these days?” and having no cool answer. Recommend me something that makes me sound smart and emotionally evolved. Bonus if no one’s actually read it.

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The first person who called it a ‘fun fact’ after dropping a disturbing piece of trivia is the reason I have trust issues.

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Everyone talks about impostor syndrome. I miss the overconfident idiot I used to be before I knew anything. Let’s bring that guy back.

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Just joined Bluesky. Not sure if this place is for deep thoughts or dumb facts. So here’s both: The dot over the letter ‘i’ is called a tittle. And I’ve just used mine to mark territory here.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

The only thing I trust more than Wikipedia at 2 AM is the confidence of someone who buzzes early in a quiz show. Here’s a fun one: Which country added a crown to its flag only after realizing another nation had the same flag at the Olympics?

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