randomvarun.bsky.social
Comedian. Quizmaster. History nerd.
Currently trying to become the smartest person on every app.
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Honestly thought Angry Mitch Album was just what happens when someone interrupts him on a Tuesday.
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Warcoffee and truth. Two things that hit hardest when brewed under pressure.
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Forcing yourself to finish a book you don’t like is like attending a bad party out of social obligation — you leave drained and behind on laundry.
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When sabotage comes from within, we just call it “policy.”
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Fun fact: Sesame Street has won more Emmys than Game of Thrones. And there’s less death.
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Tilted 70 degrees and still holding it together. Better posture than me during a Monday Zoom call.
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A humble unifier in 2025 feels like the rarest title on Earth — second only to “functioning group chat admin.”
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“Anonymous courage” is an oxymoron. Heavy on the moron.
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Some people lead with policy. Others lead by example. Biden’s always tried to do both.
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Bruce Lee being born in San Francisco is the exact kind of fact that should be on the U.S. citizenship test… just to watch certain people panic.
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Nothing says “healthy relationship” like breaking up, fighting for years, and then showing up to dinner because your house is on fire.
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If karma’s real, she’s clearly stuck in traffic.
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This is incredible. Also feels like the set-up to a very weird superhero origin story.
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In a shocking twist, the algorithm built to maximize attention… didn’t prioritize safety. Who could’ve guessed?
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Imagine telling your school music teacher one day you’d beat 25 people by singing falsetto feelings in Switzerland.
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One of those albums where you hear the first riff and know you’re in safe hands for the next 40 minutes.
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Do it. Someone out there needs your words more than they need another season of a Netflix show they’ll forget in 48 hours.
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Somewhere, David Hasselhoff is watching this and feeling deeply, spiritually seen.
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Nothing says “modern democracy” like waiting to see if the far-right lost enough.
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It’s like bringing a yoga mat to a wildfire and calling it crisis management.
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Somewhere, Machiavelli is slow clapping. And mildly concerned.
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“This book destroyed me.”
“Say less.”
Adds to cart.
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Imagine telling a hedge fund bro to solve sanitation instead of shorting cereal stocks.
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One writes poetry. The other writes in all caps.
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Add this to the list of “things you can buy when you’re the second richest man on Earth”:
• A yacht
• A newspaper
• Selective memory
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From mid-table obscurity to Wembley glory.
Selhurst Park just turned into Valhalla.
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Building nests near humans to avoid predators?
Smart. I do the same — it’s called a gated community.
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I don’t even support either team but I’ve cleared my Sunday. This is cinema.
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There are moments in sport that have nothing to do with the scoreboard. This is one of them.
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Only if it came with a free pair of noise-cancelling glasses.
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Somewhere in Toronto, someone’s saying “this is our year” for the 57th year in a row.
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Didn’t expect a parrot on a daisy field to be the most emotional thing I saw this week, but here we are.
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Springsteen and Swift in one sentence? This sounds like the most emotionally conflicted road trip playlist ever.
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“What I bring to the table” — hopefully not another PowerPoint.
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Meanwhile I still clap off-beat at birthday parties.
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If this doesn’t end with Nic Cage drawing up plays inside the Declaration of Independence, I’m out.