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Gen X. Domesticated. Gringo. Well read. Bad memory. Partial to good and excellent things and not shit that sucks.
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onlyfans but for colonoscopy footage call it youtube i'm sorryyyyy

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Add “zombie fires” to the list of things that sound like they should be concepts for late-night horror movies, but are in fact real-world consequences of climate change. on.ft.com/3FPpCO4

submitted 37 minutes ago • 0 comments

Memeing their way into dissident lists

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Looking up the diagnosis code from my therapist and it means... "Lil Jon?"

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

the shrimp kama sutra is banned in 45 states

submitted 12 hours ago • 7 comments

i no longer believe tim walz “clacks” the tongs when he’s grilling

submitted 13 hours ago • 5 comments

while physically I am stoned on the couch spiritually I am one with the combination pizza hut and taco bell

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Bookmark

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Ant with treehopper friend. Ants and treehoppers often have mutually beneficial relationships. Treehoppers drink sap and pee out sugary waste called honeydew. Ants drink the honeydew and protect treehoppers from predators. Wide-footed Treehopper (Enchenopa latipes) and Furrowed Ant (Myrmica sp.) PA

submitted 12 hours ago • 8 comments

BREAKING: LA solidarity protesters in Austin are occupying JJ Pickle Federal Building, which houses local ICE processing center

submitted 12 hours ago • 628 comments

This is the spirit of Los Angeles. This is California. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. #FreeDavidEndRaids

submitted 16 hours ago • 291 comments

NEW: California sues the US govt, claiming that its commandeering of the California National Guard—"without consent or even official notice to the governor"—is beyond the scope of its powers and a violation of the 10th Amendment and the APA. oag.ca.gov/system/files...

submitted 14 hours ago • 15 comments

BREAKING: A fourth court has found that President Trump's invocation of the Alien Enemies Act was illegal, seeking to stretch the meaning of "invasion" beyond its plain meaning. The ruling blocks AEA deportations in the Western District of Texas. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

submitted 14 hours ago • 76 comments

What would I do without Lawyersky?!

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

While this is totally my sense of the state of things, I guess I'm clinging to the idea that our collective digestion of the daily events and outrages does have a large impact on how these things get processed by the larger population of normies out there.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

current mood

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

A herring is a fish. When a herring is preserved by salting and smoking, it turns red and smells. It's so pungent that it's a great diversion to distract hunting dogs from their trail. Now, a ‘red herring’ refers to anything that diverts attention from the issue at hand.

submitted 1 day ago • 65 comments

today is the day that i finally journey through the bowling ball return chute

submitted 23 hours ago • 13 comments

Hard to quantify how much I'd rather be neighbors with any of these fellas than Charlie fuxxing Kirk.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

guys will be like "these people are ruining america" and it'll be a picture of the coolest guys ever

submitted 23 hours ago • 234 comments

Hello from downtown LA, where the sun is setting and the tenor of the protests is shifting It's been a long day and has all the markings of a long night Let's do this 🧵

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

I call on beloved LA band The Red Hot Chili Peppers to defuse tensions with a public performance of their song ‘Sir Psycho Sexy’

submitted 1 day ago • 31 comments

Deciding "Jeb!" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all haven't been powerbombed by your lesbian boyfriends and it SHOWS.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates

submitted 1 day ago • 375 comments

“He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures."

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

A favorite Molly Ivins quote, because this video embodies what she was encouraging: fighting for what's right should be a joyful thing. The rest of the quote: "And when you get through celebrating the sheer joy of a good fight, be sure to tell those who come after how much fun it was!”"

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Detainees inside the LA Federal detention center are flashing their lights for protesters.

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

Los Angeles County by itself has more residents than the smallest one-third of all U.S. counties *combined*

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

one thing i think about is how a lot of the post-Nazi german accountability stuff we think about wasn't pushed by the generation that survived the war, but their children

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Military strategists how do things play out when you can't quarter your troops

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

ICE crossed a line in LA

submitted 2 days ago • 816 comments

LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social

submitted 1 day ago • 2540 comments

Be like water. They can't control every intersection

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

👀👀👀👀

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

@thebaltimorebanner.com btw

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

dot com is short for Dorothy Computer

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

Here’s the “Presidential Memorandum”: www.whitehouse.gov/presidential... There’s no Insurrection Act invocation; Trump is federalizing 2000 CA Nat’l Guard personnel only to “protect federal functions.” *Without* invoking the Insurrection Act, anything more would violate the Posse Comitatus Act.

submitted 2 days ago • 165 comments

The most striking thing about the LA protests is how many people just dropped everything to show up and yell at federal agents. There are people in suits, and carrying dogs, and wearing flip flops or bike helmets. These are not people who planned to do this today. But there they are.

submitted 2 days ago • 107 comments

The metaphor police are working too hard

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

Sean just took a fucking headshot and is en route to the emergency room. Thousands of you have shared his work today. Pay the man:

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Please PLEASE don't try to figure out who the skateboard kid is PLEASE if you're gonna make them a meme please leave the actualperson the fuck alone cops murdered visible protestors from Ferguson and 'fun' internet sleuthing is policing

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments