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If you doubt that the IDF is indiscriminately targeting children and civilians, listen to this episode where doctors volunteering in Gaza begin to realize that they all are treating a suspicious amount of children shot in the head.

muppetized album art: a thread

sneezing obnoxiously loud and choking on my coffee today. in honor of dads.

Not to brag, but my father came back with cigarettes.

My sister spray paints me with this butterscotch spray paint and I go home and sandpaper it off.

Based on crowd-sourced records of No Kings Day event turnout, and extrapolating for the cities where we don't have data yet, it looks like roughly 4-6 million people protested Trump across the U.S. yesterday. That's nearly 2% of the U.S. pop! Mobilized anti-Trump resistance is exceeding 2017 levels

The Offering 🗡 (at a price) #art

This day in history. 1859. The Pig War began over the American/Canadian border in the San Juan islands. Potato-poaching pig Kevin was the only casualty.

what do i bring to a relationship? hold on …[reaches into pants pocket]…four dollars and forty-seven cents, a hair tie, some anxiety wadded up inside an old receipt, and a fuzzy blue Sour Patch Kid

Pilot of the helicopter filming focusing instead on his failing marriage

This video shared on reddit shows the tail-end of PF getting run out of Springfield, MO today by community members. Note the dork who is so scared he even falls trying to get into the truck. This is the energy everyone needs to meet nazis marching in their cities with.

Felt inspired

waiting for the host to ask "does anyone else have anything to share" before telling the entire company all hands meeting about how i've had confusing feelings ever since that guy flashed me on the subway

Keep wondering when I’m gonna stop drowning myself in these sweet smelling pools of nectar

ICE pulling guns on protesters after #NoKingsProtest

at this moment in american history it is inspiring to recall that these generously buttered noodles, sprinkled with just a quarter cup of parsley for color and freshness, are the perfect blank canvas for practically any stew or braise

THIS is a development. This reality was obvious watching gonzo journalists on the ground in 2020, but I don't remember this narrative breaking containment into the MSM.

a big day for water

You’re seeing a lot on TV rn about force and misconduct in Los Angeles sheriff department's role. Well, here’s what happened when someone tried to get serious about bringing accountability to the department: she faced huge pushback… and now she faces criminal charges. boltsmag.org/the-curious-...

So, looking at this I'm feeling the same way I feel when this happens in Belgorod. Tragic to be sure. But also, you live in a terrorist state this is part of the deal.

lmaoo never gets old

the neighbour who was here yesterday pitching a fit over the length of my lawn came back 10 min ago to tell me that he's been watching news and I should not worry & long as he lives here they will have to go through him first and thing is, it wasn't just Walt Whitman who contained multitudes

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Some thoughts about the military parade in my hometown of Washington DC today -- specifically, the route. Military parades in DC are quite rare. But when they happen, they have always begun, symbolically and geographically, at the Capitol and moved outward. 1/

Chicago congresswoman @repdeliaramirez hands Kristi Noem a letter of resignation and encourages her to use it 👀

Gilead in FORT WORTH, TX #NoKingsDay

Good morning, I am at the ghost town that is the Army Birthday Celebration, excited to experience what promises to be an incredibly stupid day The Army Strength Competition is about to begin Let's do this 🧵

If you can't attend the rallies today for whatever reasons, something useful you can do is scour your local news outlets for coverage and share the coverage on social media and pump it out to all of your networks. Amplify what's happening locally so others in your communities are aware.

Just sold Robert F. Kennedy Jr. an ounce of the gamy-smelling green pellets I feed my turtle for $1200. "Can you throw in some of the juice?" he asked. It took me a minute to realize that he meant some of the water from the tank. I filled a shot glass with it and he tipped me $100 in cash.

Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss

Those “I bought this BEFORE I knew Elon was crazy!” stickers don’t actually mention cars. You can put them on your furniture, appliances, pets, etc.

look what they took from us

starting my new job as king tomorrow. a little nervous obviously but mostly just excited! thinking about hitting the streets to mingle with the hoi polloi, get a feel for what my subjects are up to

😮‼️ The moment the Israeli Defense Ministry headquarters in Tel Aviv was targeted by Iranian missiles.

1/ Israel launched drones which attacked targets in Iran using what may have been an identical method to that employed by Ukraine recently. A video shows what appears to be a commercial vehicle, reportedly used as a drone launcher, self-destructing near Tehran yesterday. ⬇️

FIXED! We have launched a new geoconfirmed map for the United States tracking the ongoing potential self-coup. It includes protests, civil unrest, military deployments, large ICE/HSI/etc deployments, police deployments, and major incidents of Constitutional due process violations. Please amplify.