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Partly this account is to talk shit about the physical manifestation of soul crushing disappointment that is the Red Delicious Apple.
Partly to post things that make me laugh. Unfortunately I find me funny. So here we are.
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Oh man. JD is breaking out the good couch for this one.
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It’s days like this I miss drinking. Because champagne would pair perfectly with this popcorn.
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I mean. Fuck Mel Gibson and everything he’s associated with. He’s a great actor and solid director, but I won’t support a racist piece of shit with my money.
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Thanks for checking in. I’m hanging in there. Everyday a little better.
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Don’t threaten me with a good time.
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Clearly you haven’t seen my account here yet. That’s like 90% of what I do.
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Some of us are still out here fighting the good fight against the world’s worst apple.
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They just hit me with some dilaudid. So there helping a little.
Oh Pazazz is a decent apple for sure. Right now I’m waffling back and forth between Snap Dragon and SweeTango as my favorites. I wonder if my wife could sneak me in a couple when she visits tomorrow?
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Nah. I should be back on solid foods tomorrow. The menu here at the hospital looks pretty decent.
I did eat two whole cups of jello. Also drank coffee, apple juice, sweet tea and beef broth.
God I miss food though. Imma fuck up an omelette tomorrow.
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That’s why I always pray to a giant blue demon horse when I’m flying home from Denver.
That and Clear Plus to skip the line.