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I saw a post saying Family Matters was back with most of the OG cast and got really happy. Then because I’m not a complete idiot, I took 30 seconds to actually look at reputable sources. It was fake.

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Ok, so June then. We just got them in. I wonder where that lady is now?

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Doc while prescribing me adhd meds “Now this might take your appetite away.” Me: “Don’t threaten me with a good time.”

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This is going well…

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My wife just called to tell me she hit a bird while driving. It’s sad, but it was an accident. I went on a 15 minute improv comedy set making fun of her reaction. I’m also buying her a bird watching book for Christmas and created a calendar event called “Wife Killed a Bird”. I may die tonight.

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The boys wanted us to go to a movie for Father’s Day. So my wife and I agreed to take them to see the live action “How to Train Your Dragon”. They both passed out. Quietest movie in nearly a decade. Best Father’s Day ever!

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If you are protesting tomorrow. On top of being peaceful. Keep your head on a swivel. There will be people there to cause chaos. Some of them may even pretend to be protestors. Stay safe and look out for each other.

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You know what is cool? That time when I drank bourbon, smoked cigars and played poker with a priest in the basement of a church, before a wedding, while wearing a zoot suit. 20 years ago. You know what’s not cool? Red Delicious Apples

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One of my load guys was listening to Nickleback while unloading a truck today. Unrelated. We are now hiring a new load person. Must be able to lift more than 50 lbs. Must have open weekend availability. Must like better music.

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Cops assaulting a person on the ground. They weren’t hurting anyone. They weren’t even defending themselves. Fuck the LAPD. Spread it far and wide. www.reddit.com/r/GlobalNews...

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My wife to my 5 year old. Wife: “Apple or Banana?” 5 year old: “Apple! Apples are better!” Me:

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Last summer we had Kendrick vs Drake. This summer we get Musk vs Trump. These diss tracks are going to be terrible.

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I’m mean. We all knew this, but the Fox News crowd is likely hearing this for the first time. www.thedailybeast.com/musk-accuses...

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The Kitchen won. I had to surrender without terms. It’s the kitchen’s house now.

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New audiobook ☑️ Arizona Green Tea with honey ☑️ Honeycrisp Apple ☑️ Red Delicious Apple ❌ Fucking Never Time to clean the kitchen.

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My 5 year old was playing the Bluey PS4 game when we suddenly heard sirens. He yells “Cheese it! It’s the cops!” I’m so fucking proud of that kid.

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I just realized my generations “We walked to school in the snow up hill both ways” is “We didn’t have tablets to play on in the car for long trips. We had to just stare at other cars and trees. And sing really annoying never ending songs. And we were at the mercy of the DJ at the radio station.”

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Can we finally bite the bullet and cast Sebastian Stan as Luke Skywalker for a series set between episodes 6 and 7? He already plays a guy with a robot hand. I need the Winter Skywalker in my life.

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Another day on medical leave another new to me movie. Mickey 17 was ok. A bit over the top and I didn’t like some of the acting choices that were made or possibly forced. I’d give this one a rating of Macintosh. Yes I’m rating movies with apples now.

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Andor is the best Star Wars media since the Original Trilogy and I’ll die on that hill.

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New Electric Callboy song is heavier and darker than I expected. Yet also soothing in a way? I love it.

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Congratulations to the Buffalo Bandits for winning the NLL cup! 3-peat in the books!

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I’m watching all of these people run the Buffalo 5k this morning while standing here drinking a mystery Americano from an unknown coffee shop my wife got me. Not running is awesome and this coffee is delicious.

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I know I haven’t posted a ton lately. I try not to just spam out posts. I need to have something to say or some joke to make that I think is funny. I can’t post just for the sake of posting. It’s not my way.

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We’ve lived in our house for 5 years. In that 5 years we’ve replaced the roof, furnace, dishwasher, breaker box, the sewage pipe, and washing machine. I’ve also had cancer twice. So if the apple industry wants to sponsor me…I’m game. My one rule is no pro Red Delicious Apple content.

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Thunderbolts was a surprisingly good movie. Without spoilers as someone who has suffered through chronic depression their whole life. It really hits home. Good on ya Marvel. You stuck the landing on this one.

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Reclining seats at the movie theater have spoiled me. I’m never going back.

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The Tim Horton’s food in Canada is so much better than in the states. Blueberry Cheescake Tim bits. Roasted red pepper croissants. I didn’t think I could love you any more than I already did, but here we are.

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I had my Back to the Future 2 moment in an arcade today. In a gallery shooting game I went 15 for 15 two times in a row. My eldest asked me where I learned to shoot like that. “7-Eleven” I replied.

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Love a nice trip across the border to Canada. Get my poutine on. “Donate” some money to the casino. And the best thing of all. Trump isn’t here and any Trump supporters visiting are too afraid to wear their stupid hats. It’s glorious. 10/10 Canada!

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I just sneezed two times back to back and didn’t crumple from the pain for the first time since my surgery. It’s a shame my day had to peak at 9:20am, but we take the wins where we get them.

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One thing I learned after two abdominal surgeries. Movies are bullshit. The hero or villain gets stabbed in the stomach and continues to fight. 4 days in after my last surgery I can barely make oatmeal. Let alone fight some dude. I pre-schooler could drop me right now.

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@bsky.app I’m not trying to bully you into verifying this account. But if you don’t it, makes it look like you are on the side of Red Delicious Apples. Certainly that isn’t true. You look like sane rational people, but the optics don’t look great.

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Officially discharged from the hospital. Full recovery is going to take a long time. I broke a sweat putting on pants. But I’ll get there.

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So. Fun discovery for me last night. Apparently Dilaudid can make you hallucinate. I happened to be looking at the curtains in my hospital room when they started to melt. Long story short I put on my headphones, played Pink Floyd‘s Dark Side of the Moon and just went with it.

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Alright so the good news is I’m tagged to go home tomorrow. The better news is I can finally eat solid foods. This 56 hour fast is nearly done. Me: 1 Red Delicious Apples: 0

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Ok. Downside of my surgery. Still have 3 IV’s in me and I feel like I was hit by a truck. Upside is the entire nursing staff at @roswellpark.bsky.social of floor 8. Lovely and caring people.

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Up to about 48 hours now with no food. Still wouldn’t eat a Red Delicious.

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