rich-bryant.uk
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Is this a Men In Black World’s Fair thing?
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Me in Sainsbury’s - seriously?
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Hornicek with the tackle
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of course what I really miss is the freshly ground Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee in a naff plastic cup.
Genuinely the best I’ve ever had.
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mate, do I have a recipe for you (and @thegibbon.bsky.social) tomorrow
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It took me by surprise I must say/
When I found my vest today
Marvin Gaye, Heard It Through The Grapevine
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Apart from anything else it’s all off-your-box on weed food. If you could do a delivery service for this shit you’d be quids in forever.
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I ate ackee for three weeks in ‘99/2000 and still miss it.
Caribbean food rocks.
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You can have pilchards and banana for all I care. Although I doubt you’re pregnant.
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There’s a version called the TRex which is apparently much better for ultras, and they’ve upgraded the metrics several times. That’s about £300 though.
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We don’t really, in the same way that I don’t actually care what you decide to put on a pizza
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I said I'd have to, not that I was. Anyway, I'm not that bad provided you can't see my actual face.
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yes, I saw it was still fugly.
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fiver says there's orders of magnitude more independent burger joints in the UK now than there were when McDonalds first landed here.
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Amy decided to punish me by going out with my best mate, which didn't work out because I wasn't bothered and he cannot be governed or manipulated which made for a retrospectively hilarious fortnight.
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didn't Google buy Pebble? In which case at least Xi Jinping is unlikely to put ads on my watch or just cancel it for lolz six months latter.
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I shall follow your work with interest
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yes alright but that was a long time ago and everyone involved is dead, often as a direct result of being involved.
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I'm into my history and never forget anything and objectively speaking, I know more about the Ainu of Japan than I do about my own people. Some of this is circumstantial, half my family have been "settled" since Elizabethan times. And you lose touch, things change and it just becomes another weight.
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oh no the Chinese state will know how many pullups I managed, not really that much of a security risk all things considered
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you could probably mock the gym if you were of a mind although I'm tempted to excuse that as a genuine business need.
I LOVE that the cinema has its own foyer. If that was mine I'd totally have a popcorn machine in it.
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"the mrs got a decorator in except for my football stuff"
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reminder: I am allowed to mock that outrageously racist show.
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yes, and you're not supposed to say "I think they show all the good taste, elegance and restraint of Donald Trump on My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding".
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this calls for immediate Wilford Brimley.
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the glass lid is so you can always see how fucking tacky they are.
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I think, having seen some dramas about vulgar rich people, it is for a selection of absurdly expensive and ugly watches.
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looks fine to me
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in retrospect my first ever breakup was quite funny. She told me seriously that it wasn't working out for her and I went "ok" so she sent her mate round to tell my sister than I was an arsehole for not trying to make her change her mind.
Apparently it was some sort of test thing, which I failed.
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sorry for the lad. Still, at least he's learning about stuff, which is more than I did
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dessert it is, I did say one per day so yours is tomorrow
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I bet Wayne Rooney is proper jealous of that pool table.
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oh, I was disappointed at only 4/10 footballer hopeless vulgarity until we got to the pool table.
That is THE footballer's pool table.
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holy shit, there already is one.
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looking forward to the Russian translation of the Horst-Wessel-Lied
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try serving it hot with a dollop of creme fraiche on the top and some good toasted bread.
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give me a clue though, what would you like?
pastry, bread, main courses, starters, pasta dishes, Mexican, other exotic? Healthy or extravagant? What about a fiddly dessert for Mrs Gibby?
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look, the Greens have a boob hypnotist and they're basically the same people but shop in different supermarkets.
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here's a posh one from the archives, don't say I never do anything for you.
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Add the vinegar and dress with olive oil. Top with fresh basil.
Can be served hot or cold, freezes well, keeps refrigerated for 5-6 days, more if vacuum packed. Also makes a great salad if you stir it through some cooked cold pasta.
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Add the garlic, tomatoes and any of their juice, courgettes, eggplant, wine, and thyme. Chuck in black pepper, paprika, and rosemary. Season with salt.
Bring to a boil for 5 minutes. Turn the heat down, then cover and simmer over low heat for 20 minutes. Remove from the heat, taste and season.