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While special forces do not practice drill, they also don’t spring fully formed from the brow of R Lee Ermey and it really shouldn’t be something you just forget.

Christ, they’re a fucking mess.

why do you keep voting for it then

My cousin Mark has had dental work done and can’t chew anything. The pizza night on Thursday is is wedding anniversary as well as my sister’s birthday. He phoned. Him: I hear you’re a half-decent chef. Me: … Him: I can’t chew. Can you make me a mild chilli? Me: well, I _could_

Pub with mates tonight so I’ve made them goodie bags

Is it "dumbfuckery"?

Quite the coup for Nick Bougas, the piece of shit who drew the original "Happy Merchant" caricature/hate crime, to have his work endorsed by an actual regime of murderous antisemites. The neo-Nazi equivalent of being retweeted by one of your favourite celebrities.

niche answer but steak is really great when it shouldn't be. When you've got tough-as-old-boots chuck steak but you've prepared it so thoroughly and cunningly that it melts like fillet and tastes like ribeye.

From what I can see, the Telegraph is giving a full uncritical online platform to an immigration policy that is more extreme than that offered up by the neo-Nazi British National Party at the 2010 general election - general-election-2010.co.uk/bnp-manifest...

having just done a funky pork belly recipe, I'm fighting back the urge to teach you how to do perfect classic roast with crackling but rules are rules - no screenshot, no recipe.

post @dieworkwear.bsky.social's excellent idea, if you prove with a screenshot that you've donated to the Royal National Lifeboat Institution, I will give you one (1) recipe of your choice. Only one per day but I will get to them all. rnli.org/support-us/g...

might do an ongoing thread of these "huge fun at parties" lads #HumourlessScoldReplyGuys

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Yes.

I’m sorry, what the fuck did you just say?

I see it’s Adam Curtis time again. How this pin-sharp parody did not put an end to the silliest of genres I’ll never know. Still, it’s easier to understand why people took Dominic Cummings seriously when this sort of join-the-dots nonsense masquerades as credible analysis. youtu.be/x1bX3F7uTrg?...

Are we still doing #CBeebiesHorror? Do You Know What You Did Last Summer

The other thing that winds me up about Statham films is that they always devolve into punchy-kicky bollocks which yes obviously you train but which is basically always the last resort, if you have to deck some fucker you planned this badly and you should be benched forever.

you know all these movies about the ex special forces lad who wronged and goes on some masturbatory rampage? They’re bollocks. The thing about Hereford nutters and booties and fourth eaters like Spetznaz and Delta and SEALs is they all cry like little girls without a team.