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rich-bryant.uk
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is it because everyone knows you tried to trap some guy into marrying you by attempting to get pregnant with used condoms and a turkey baster (I am not making this up, she even did an article about it)

I don't have or want a city

Watching The Gold on iPlayer, and it’s brilliant, a great crime tale told against the colossal societal change Britain underwent under Thatcher for right or wrong, but still what really gets me about it is that they have a 1986 Granada Scorpio with an ‘84 B-plate on it, and it’s just WRONG

oh you bastards, you’ve made me think about Afghanistan again. The worst time of my life were all pretty small and personal except for the ones in Afghanistan. Anyway I’d put holes in Hegseth. Cunt.

my fuckin internet is up and down like the Byzantine Empire tonight and it is PISSING ME OFF.

mentioned on a teams channel that I have a Staffordshire Bull Terrier and immediately got a load of snot from someone I've never met about how I must be a tiny compensating shortarse with a massive vicious dog called Killer or Tyson. mate, she's called Fidget.

Pop quiz: This was a reply to a big Bluesky account. Which one? No searching.

That would be the infamously near un-inhabited Chagos Islands with no off base drinking facilities?

Hello? it's about the cat flap...

welp, that's another £200 on the car. But it has a functioning battery now. Apparently it's one of those stop-start engines and I never knew.