robleesejones.bsky.social
He/Him. Human, most of the time.
Big fan of cats. And robots. Robots that turn into cats. That sort of thing.
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Mayo on a sandwich is revolting; I can only imagine how much worse it is on toast
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This seems like an everyday tale of gym folk
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Jazz is what musicians do when they can't think of anything else to play
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I cannot be the only person who had this in their head reading this www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0o8...
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*blinks in Macbook*
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I remember finding my first grey pube, I was gutted.
It was in a Big Mac.
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...says every dog person as they let their dog lick their face.
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Every fess by a dog person just confirms my opinion of dog people
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I had to book a nice lady to come round and give my cat a "sanitary trim" because she had klingons off her starboard bow :(
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chifir
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF8e...
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You are the deputy Prime Minister AICMFP
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The final Blackadder Goes Forth isn't really comedy though. I'd probably pick either Bells or Beer from Blackadder II if I actually wanted a chuckle
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I don't really get the OP but I recently bought a bacon sandwich from a cafe theat charged 50p extra for tomatoes and when I unwrapped it I found they'd given me tinned tomatoes instead of sliced and there should be a law against that
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If you're a Reform candidate, I'll take a few more to line the cat's litter tray
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Are tulip bulbs substantially harder than onions? Surely the blade would slice them up the same?
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Can confirm, I've dated a Charla and a Sîan - or Charlotte and Sharon, as 90% of people called them
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Moonraker & Octopussy FTW
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You're Martin Clunes AICMFP
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Wow, I thought parents' fesses were deathly dull but grandparents are taking it to the next level
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I buy the ones you bake yourself in the oven, so they're always fresh when I want a sandwich
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You don't have, say, nostrils or a urethra?
No wonder you're angry
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Two DJs in a bar, one says "Do you want to go to the cinema this weekend?" and the other says "Who's the projectionist?"
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To be fair, if you move next to a church you've got a good chance of encountering both bell ringers and child molesters
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I'm just here for the bell ringer hate
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TBH if it's in the kitchen and needs cleaning and it fits in the dishwasher, it goes it on an intensive cycle. I put all my fridge shelves through it this weekend.
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My cat made herself the star of a 2 hour Chime call with AWS
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Use an empty one?
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"May your lustre never dull, and your wires never cross"
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Proper jeans do need to be washed, just not very often. Unless they're actually stained or smelly, every six weeks or so is about right.
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If it doesn't involve making things in sheds I'm out
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I already own a cap
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I went to a school function at the local Tory club, they had a big framed portrait of Thatcher on one wall. From the way the light hit it at certain angles a big pair of lip marks were visible on the glass where someone had obviously taken it down and kissed it 🤢
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I'm convinced that over the summer the Guardian writers had an ongoing bet to see who could shoehorn Brat into the unlikeliest of articles
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I'm more disappointed that there hasn't been an antipope in my lifetime
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Both sold a lot of units though 🤷♂️
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Dogs kill around 30,000 people a year globally.
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That's great, if you like clown meat
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First wave casualties FTW
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It really doesn't 😘
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You have terrible epistemology. "Broad academic consensus" is no reason to believe anything, neither is "the scant evidence we have was doctored later so it must be true".
Whether there was a real life Robin Hood or King Arthur is irrelevant when all of the stories about them are fictional anyway.
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"I'm not a mythicist, I think there probably was an itinerant apocalyptic preacher called Jesus that people told stories about."
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"Here's a link to an authority that totally disproves your appeal to authority fallacy."
Genuinely disappointing, tbh
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I see Jesus in the same frame of reference as St George, King Arthur, or Robin Hood. There may have been some historical person about which legends were told, but that person - if brought to our times and shown the stories told about them - would not recognise any of them as being true.
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Do I even have to point out the argument from authority fallacy here? "The majority" is doing an awful amount of heavy lifting and there are plenty of convincing arguments to the contrary, when you approach the issue with an open mind, instead od trying to prove a point from the outset.
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I'm not a mythicist, I think there probably was an itinerant apocalyptic preacher called Jesus that people told stories about. There may have been two.
But the weakness of the evidence for a historical Jesus and the logical knots that Christians tie themselves in trying to defend it amuses me 😘
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I used to have a work phone number, but it was really close to Stafford hospital's maternity ward number and after about 5 wrong numbers in a row about birthing I abandoned it.
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"Lying for Jesus" has a long tradition that continues to this day. The doctoring of Josephus represents an early example, that's all.