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Fell on my ass at the tavern trying to show off and now a bard is writing a song about me, fuck. He’s calling my ass my gratuitous rump. He’s saying I whinnied like a mule on the way down.

submitted 131 days ago • 15 comments

what's wrong with a get out of jail free card

submitted 4 days ago • 13 comments

Pete Rose was a complete piece of shit. Fuck him 👍

submitted 4 days ago • 31 comments

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

submitted 7 days ago • 720 comments

We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets

submitted 13 days ago • 376 comments

The closest I come to thinking I would like to have kids is re-reading this all-time banger for the millionth time

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

"AI is coming, its inevitable" no its not you sniveling weirdo. how are those 3D TVs going. how are NFT markets looking these days. Seen anything cool in the metaverse lately? anyone who says we need to resign to using it, that itll be here whether we like it or not, is a feckless dipshit.

submitted 24 days ago • 31 comments

Pete Hegseth messaged me last night that he was thinking of doing something crazy to Yemen. I thought he was joking!

submitted 27 days ago • 3 comments

Kurt Vonnegut man

submitted 38 days ago • 256 comments

Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.

submitted 42 days ago • 209 comments

🤷🏻‍♀️

submitted 44 days ago • 7 comments

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submitted 45 days ago • 18 comments

i just verified this audio, it’s real

submitted 55 days ago • 48 comments

lol

submitted 57 days ago • 9 comments

i searched "cut gemstones" on ebay and im scrolling through the listings and started imagining a medieval king seeing this and losing his shit

submitted 60 days ago • 10 comments

Walz: There’s nothing conservative about an unelected South African nepo baby firing people at the VA.

submitted 64 days ago • 207 comments

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

BREAKING: Elon Musk's rocket explosion nearly hit a commercial flight. This kind of content is being downranked on X. Please share it here. This is so dangerous.

submitted 72 days ago • 515 comments

@timheidecker.bsky.social

submitted 73 days ago • 2 comments

Reagan was such a good president that you can see his impact on nearly every measure of America's economy and livelihood ♥️ in that he destroyed everything for everyone and is in hell being tortured by demons right now

submitted 74 days ago • 17 comments

if someone earnestly brought up either their own or anybody else's IQ in conversation i would walk away while they're still talking. incredibly boring and unpleasant type of stupid to be. homie you got brain damage from an online quiz. wow 135 that's so smart, what hogwarts house did you get

submitted 78 days ago • 7 comments

do not fuck with gamers we will cry if any female character is not a big tiddy anime girl, or if a character is black or gay we do not give up crying we do not stop crying we are the terminators of crying

submitted 82 days ago • 43 comments

brits onlooking the american empire from across the pond

submitted 83 days ago • 14 comments

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

submitted 89 days ago • 1053 comments

Texas gonna Texas….

submitted 95 days ago • 61 comments

clips.twitch.tv/HelpfulObser... if anyones trying to fuck you have like 11 days

submitted 104 days ago • 3 comments

9pm coffee, how nice.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board

submitted 144 days ago • 43 comments

the five great dinners 1)Spaghetti w salad 2) nice steak w baked potato 3) Cheap Chinese takeout w rangoons that are mostly cream cheese 4) Grilling out in the summer w hot dogs and potato salad 5) BBQ from a man who either speaks nonstop or never speaks a single word and silently hands you bbq

submitted 146 days ago • 43 comments

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submitted 156 days ago • 138 comments

🚨 www.defense.gov/News/News-St...

submitted 156 days ago • 171 comments

mcdonald's has a rat problem

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

her having a tattoo is an homage to hervé villachaize. sorry if this joke is too complicated

submitted 160 days ago • 6 comments

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else

submitted 164 days ago • 200 comments

The Grinch killed himself today. So that’s good 👍

submitted 170 days ago • 12 comments

brine time

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

One of the best things about NBA games is seeing a 6’1 guy playing and thinking “that little freak, that little gremlin”

submitted 173 days ago • 82 comments

Donkey Kong, the ape from the video game, has died

submitted 173 days ago • 272 comments

I once got a hot dog from Dairy Queen and had to pull up to the front to wait and the guy who brought it out said “YOU THE HOT DOG MAN???” and I felt shame like I had never felt shame in my life

submitted 176 days ago • 50 comments