Who doesn't love partial reduplication! It's funny that he plucked these sounds out and put them together in a way that probably only a non-native English speaker might because in their own, they don't seem to go together.
Liberals rehabilitated his image in the 90s but I still remember who he really was: stealing women, throwing barrels, oppressing trade unionists. Rot it hell, ape.
Tragically, a zoo plumber was working on his enclosure and dropped a wooden barrel. It rolled straight down the ladder and killed Kong on impact. The plumber has been arrested on suspicion of apeslaughter.
Look, working on a construction site is a hazardous gig and he loved his pills, so, you know, not to cast aspersions, but we all sort of saw this coming
He is survived by his grandson, also named Donkey Kong, and said Grandson's....um....little brother? Adopted son? Life partner? Anyway, DK's associate Diddy Kong.
tragic. this guy was the same age l am. l feel pensive of my own mortality. Donkey Kong was a great ape but, more importantly, a great person. We will miss you and pray for your family. Rest in power, king.
I IMPLORE the Mario Kart Safety Team to check the footage CLOSELY. Toad might be "not guilty" in the court of public opinion but it's clear as a Sarasaland day that Toad purposefully bumped Kong off the edge at the Yoshi Valley bridge and paid Lakitu off to be "on break" before the race
We are getting reports that a squad of Goombas are in a slow speed pursuit of Diddy Kong and Dry Bones on the Rainbow Road. They may or may not have deployed Green Shells. This is a developing situation.
This was verified after the FBI responded to an alarming bananagram intercepted between the late Donkey and his relative Funky, who was under investigation for human trafficking violations.
Guys guys guys! We can debate the facts all we like, and not get anywhere. But where we SHOULD be getting to, is down to our local Hooters to try our new Roasted Wings! And speaking of ID’s, be sure to bring yours so you can enjoy as many tall, cool Budweisers as you like!
People will just say anything on the internet. Fact is Donkey Kong is alive and well. He runs an antique shop on Palm Canyon Drive with his “roommate” Kevin. He sold me a whole set of Jadeite dinnerware and then tried to grope me in the parking lot.
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i guess we'll never know now
Rest in Pizza my sweet Donkey 😔
#PourOneOut
I really feeling this.
Thanks for all the joy, DK.
Wait... is the Mario Bros Movie cursed? How many actors from that movie died?
Ho-ha
rough year ☹️
they're all called donkey kong and this stress is gonna kill me