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robscatray.bsky.social
Married to Su, servant to our cat, chum to my collies, run a bit and sometimes a lot, in an abusive relationship with NUFC, like F1 too. In Northumberland near the seaside
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How can it be “back up to its old mischief” if it’s also newly installed and this is it’s “first victim”?
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Let me guess, in two weeks 🧐
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Fat Boy Grim
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YOU SHALL NOT POST!
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If read in an Ashington accent it’s exactly the same
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All of the Thundercats really
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Poll was 15 May to 3 June, so likely a large response before Operation Spiderweb was public
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I saw Sgt Cryer from The Bill in the Swan in Thames Ditton. He said “Alright?” and I also said “Alright?”
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Tourist cross that other tourists are ruining their experience
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If he says “two weeks” just forget it ever happening
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If it’s not this guy I’ll be disappointed
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🎵 Everybody wants to walk the 288 bus route 🎵
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He did two things right: let the ball bounce off his head against Palermo; wrapped it up vs the makems
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Well, if it isn’t the repercussions of my own choices
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Karen vs Karen is already old. Meanwhile deportations, tariffs, gutting public services…
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“Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’ This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbour as yourself.’ All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.” Second bit is often forgotten
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Meanwhile tariffs, deportations, beautiful bill debt, putin, Ukraine… Karen vs Karen is a massive distraction
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Missing a comma there
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Nice set up
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Better with an avant garde jazz backdrop
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I’d add some hills to that if available 👍
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Should that be read in a Scottish accent?
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In an exhausted, broad Highlands accent, “Morag I cannae clear the blockage. Yer gonna have to call Dynorod”
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Emotional trauma triggered
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You can call them Al
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5 and 8 are useful numbers for km and mile conversions: 5miles =~ 8km; 8min/mile is =~ 5min/km
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Zero tolerance with hat misplacement
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Priests renowned for scrutinising their collections
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The cheery councillor is the recent Reform UK Limited choice and is 18 years old 🤷‍♂️
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The thief is probably up to something
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That was Patio Chives with “Don’t Call Me Onion”, and now The Fall
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Not quite. He did get an appropriate fruity sobriquet via Krishnan Guru-Murthy after an interview
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Some of these foreign places don’t even try do they
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Aerys Targaryen would fit the Reform candidate profile tbf
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“Sanitise with Oxi” is exactly how the current drug epidemic started
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Sword of Damocles story was nothing like about this. Not even a little bit
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Not as good as the farts in Ireland
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Disappointed to find 80s band Living in a Box not from there
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“Fun sponges” must have some interesting Google results
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Or a sixth form English student
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Trying to decipher the meter
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Unsolicited cock pic