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Indecipherable screeching. Once: Game writing at Game Informer, Paste, places you never heard of. Now: Game, 3D art, and IRL tinkering.
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As someone who has tinkered with making games solo watching the reactions to Geoff Keighly getting on camera and just flat fucking lying about team sizes. Lol. Lmao.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Imagine being so shit at your job, which is to sell people another Splitgate game, that you become the main character of social media less than 24hrs after the president had an online pissing match with the world's richest man that culminated with potentially stranding actual human beings in space.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

If your reaction to seeing something people enjoy being discussed is to say, basically, "I don't like this thing, and you're stupid if you do" or some variation on that premise you can and should just shut the fuck up instead.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

"Actually, things *were* better when every English speaking teen had a thesaurus worth of slurs locked and loaded at all times, and you had to listen to them."

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I really, really need people to understand that even if they didn't specifically vote for this, the same media that was soft-pedaling how bad things could get was also serving up unhinged white nationalist filth that these people bought hook, line, and sinker.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Time to see if Open Builds will complete my order / return my money, or if their "going out of business" sale involves just shrugging and pocketing the $20 for an endmill they didn't send me.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

"This doesn't throw anyone under the bus." Says the person in the middle of pushing someone in front of a train.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Absolutely do not ever convince yourself that making an end grain desk is at all worth it unless you have the world's most absurd selection of tools. This shit is literally impossible to sand with anything handheld.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I never need to see another Matt Yglesias post, please I am begging you stop screenshotting his deranged, amoral bullshit which is always a derivative riff on his original "poor brown people in foreign countries dying in industrial accidents is good, actually" take

submitted 14 days ago • 6 comments

It's unfucking hinged to be like "dude who shot these literal murderous freaks did a bad thing" in response to the revelation that a company was mass murdering its customers. This is just straight freak shit. Unbelievably fucking callous and undeniably, unimaginably evil.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I can't imagine reading this and feeling like there's anything that could be done to these people that constitutes going too far.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Idk man, maybe saying "Bluesky is for everyone" in response to a fascist who thinks he's a king while operating within the context of being the place people shifted to after the last one started openly promoting murderous Nazis is a bad look. And maybe pivoting to Network States is also stupid.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Fuckin come on man

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I saw maybe the most American thing earlier, which was a dude in a full cowboy outfit, in Charlotte NC for the record, on a scaffold painting fake patina onto metal siding for a western bar. They share the siding with another business, and so the patina looked like dog shit.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Set my arm down in super glue like a literal genius

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I recently learned that a line in Radioactive is "I sweat my rust", which is so profoundly nonsensical that I just ended up on genius where this person turns their own spine into a noodle trying to contort an absurd line obviously meant to fit a rhyme scheme into something meaningful.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

the Marathon alpha released recently and its environments are covered with assets lifted from poster designs i made in 2017. @bungie.net @marathonthegame.bungie.net

submitted 24 days ago • 276 comments

I really wish the smug dumbfuck patrol would stop stating obvious things about the Hassan stuff like they're the smartest person in the room. Significantly more annoying and equally as ineffectual as attempting to chat with a Borderstaffel goon.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment