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Life is like a box of....no not chocolates..... life is like a box in the face. Yes that makes more sense.
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Help me. Im so tired. Someone come and rescue me and bring me a breakfast roll (two rashers, two sausages and a fried egg, ketchup, no butter) and a flat white. I will be eternally in your debt.

Way too long but enjoyable as hell.

Popcorn overdose time.

Going to Mission Impossible 8 this evening. Im already tired after a shite sleep so if the first hour is as dull as ive heard ill be a goner after 30 ninutes.

Watching the lightning in the distance and counting the seconds until the thunder rumbles roll in. Quite relaxing really. The woman in the next office cubicle does not share this sentiment.

Today i found out there was a St Ronan who left Ireland to go to France in the 12th century & while there his friendship with a peasant annoyed the peasants wife so much that he accused him of being a sorcerer who could turn into a werewolf. To prove he wasnt he had to fight wild dogs. Pure drama.

Patted a strange dog on the head while walking home pissed drunk from a Munster game. Me - ahhh look at this good boy. Dog - who is this drunken stranger coming at me out of the dark. Grabbed my hand in his gob and bit down. It felt great the next morning.

Starting the day with some Heroin. The Velvet Undergeound song of course.

Finally watching House Of The Dragon. There's a baba dragon in it!! Ah janey the little head on it.

That is one dark and stormy sky over Limerick right now.

These 5 to 10 minute long standing ovations at the Cannes film festival we always hear about at this time of the year. Would yer hands not be absolutely fucked for the evening?

If you see this I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

Once again i am the only person in the office for the afternoon. I take this as a good sign the boss trusts me but jesus it gets fair boring. Just me and my new Romanian fridge magnet stuck to my cubicle for company. I'll ask him has he read Salem's Lot?