rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Brain farter. Weirdo. Gadgeteer and inventor of nonsense.
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There now. Daddy make it better.
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*bandstand
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I assumed you were playing Where’s Will (Riker)? Or, more likely, where’s Riker’s willy and in whose scientists’s wife is it?
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Camberwell Green is fake too. They simulated the biscuit factory. The people dancing on the grandstand are all puppets.
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How about a coach figure who’s an enabler, like, ‘Don’t feel bad about punching this one, they kicked a stray dog on the way here. You’re just doing God’s work, being His Right Hand punishing the deserving. You are pre-absolved of any guilt for you are doing the labours of the righteous’.
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I know someone who strums the pink banjo in the nude…
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You can have longer but there has to be a tilde after 5 letters, like a really restrictive DOS filename system
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9.12 is 3x Pi, he said with conviction.
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QrAPpa the rapper
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“Request water spray” haha idiot 😁
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Wishing isn’t enough. What you need is a curse.
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I’m not saying the ICBMs and SLBMs are all fine and dandy but planes are just one delivery system, and to be honest the way things are going they’d be just as likely to be delivering warheads via UPS
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The designers only had highlighter pens left huh?
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Seems like 85% of it is ‘what if someone straightened your duvet?’
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Friday is still about 4 million miles forward into the earth’s solar orbit, if you were to rush straight there it would be very cold and vacuum-y.
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Use your mind to make you walk to a supermarket and buy petrol and matches. Then just sort of freestyle it.
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What about Hootie?
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Will someone explain to the youngsters who polled as ‘up for it’ that it’s not just drone bombing and surfing in Hawaii.
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The coming was foretold.
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Oh yeah.
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‘MOST OF YOU’ eh? Listen to the pontifications of this one who thinks they’re better than Mr and Mrs Scum from the sink estate. Do you have kids? Are they even home schooled? Are they called Oberon and Titania?
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Which is why I split mine in half first.
Don’t thank me, just be safe.
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Having patterns and pictures is cheating, I do mine face-down, rawdogging it.
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It’s a hard cock life.
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Deprived the funeral parlour worker if their one perk of the job.
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If it makes you feel any better you would have been an offender and hunted down by the space police. You were wise to quit.
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Any day now you will hear a voice come out of the dark as you go home from the pub, saying “My name is Narcissus Poeticus. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” as giant yellow petals suffocate you from behind.
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On top of the bottom hat.
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YES but ears alone are no substitute for parking your back against a 2x18 bass cabinet pumping out some heavy metal. (Obviously helps if you have a 2x18 bass cabinet).
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“Well I don’t see why they couldn’t make them out of cardboard and launch them with a giant elastic band, they’d be recyclable, environmentally carbon neutral and virtually silent except for the occasional earth-shattering TWANGGGGG every 30 seconds”
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That suspension was designed to cross trenches in the Somme
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Epic.
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PodOpera?