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Brain farter. Weirdo. Gadgeteer and inventor of nonsense.
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So, effectively the Bionic Man had about 6 and a half horsepower legs. That would give him less power-to-weight ratio than a Mini Metro 1.3. Rubbish.

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Some kind of religious axiom on Radio 4’s “Thought for the day” a while ago, ‘Light is more powerful than darkness’. Damn straight. They can blow shit up with lasers that would be totally unaffected by being locked up in a cupboard.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

I used to be bummed out that the hipster kids I knew had a downer on me for being uncool by accident instead of on purpose.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

For reference, I see some of you make slightly exasperated digs about the ‘reply guys’ cluttering up your comments. If that’s me then I am sorry but you shouldn’t generate such clever witty erudite thought-provoking gems of wisdom then, he fawned. I do try to do better than ‘A/S/L TITS WAHEY’.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Me: ‘Ade-Ree-On-icks’ Local : It’s pronounced ‘A-di-ro-nacks’ Me: No, I prefer my version.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

I notice Hanna Barbera fixate on Yogi Bear stealing pickernic baskets but make no mention of him tracking down menstruating women.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Went to the doctor with a strange rash on my chest. He asked me to pop my top off, so I squeezed the Brummie monkey puppet from Pipkins until he burst.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Pride month, you say?

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Talk about a con. Apparently Lambrini isn't made from real lamb. It's a fucking disgrace.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Say what you see. SAY WHAT YOU SEE.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I’m all for bluffing at sounding clever but when you say ‘Ahem,’*looks around meaningfully in the room to make sure everyone is paying attention* ‘Counterpoint…’ to an assertion and add your own take, isn’t that just a posh bit of whataboutism, answering the question with a question, not answering?

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